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Baby take your teeth out, as Frank Zappa might say. Except that he’s dead.…

Indeed. But you’d think that they had access to software modeling tools which would…

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Some men can’t get a woman, so what are the alternatives?

Way to go O!

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Takes guts (or stupidity) to take a leak on electrics that, even if unplugged,…

Get that Joe Biden out of my rectum?

Yup. Although most religious texts can also apply.

the Holly Bibble fer instance?



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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

It's Wednesday. Bitch here about ANTM/Top Design.
ANTM TV • 21 Comments

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

"Even America's next top models aren't safe anymore." From what, Tyra's giant maw?
ANTM Katie-Couric Politics TV • 9 Comments

Friday, February 02, 2007

Thirteen borderline hideous girls stand before me. Let the apathy begin.
ANTM TV • 16 Comments

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Poor Tyra now America's Next Top Waddle
ANTM • 11 Comments

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Well, this here should be our last ANTM thread for a while.
ANTM • 26 Comments

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Once more, with fiercenessness: ANTM thread
ANTM • 3 Comments

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Here's our weekly ANTM/Project Runway thread
ANTM Fat-Jerry Fluff TV • 45 Comments

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Which Fat Jerry-ette is this? Submit your confessions please!
ANTM Booze/Pills/Candy Fat-Jerry Fluff Video • 4 Comments

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Monique wants you to know, it's hard out there for a model (more in comments)
ANTM TV • 27 Comments

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Janice dishes on gay rags, amongst other things
ANTM Booze/Pills/Candy TV • 7 Comments

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Now you too can send TyraMail, w/o the 20 pounds of red horse hair on your head
ANTM Fluff Katie-Couric • 11 Comments

Friday, August 18, 2006

Behold the latest inmates of Tyra's House of Fiercenessness. Let the bitchery begin.
ANTM • 24 Comments

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Rejected Tyra Mails
ANTM Pish-Takes • 0 Comments

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Wait, ANTM has writers?!? I thought it was reality!
ANTM TV • 8 Comments

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

This is either going to be so bad it's good, or so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again
ANTM Booze/Pills/Candy TV • 0 Comments

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Jade, the Pop Muse (warning: delusion and bad poetry ahead)
ANTM Video • 2 Comments

Friday, May 19, 2006

Does Tyra hate black people?
ANTM • 9 Comments

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

ANTM: Cycle 6
ANTM • 26 Comments

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