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Wednesday, September 16, 2009


I wonder if Obama will get involved in this incident of racism? +
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Saturday, September 05, 2009


Probably the saddest story of the week. It doesn't get much worse than this.
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Wednesday, September 02, 2009


Somebody get a cork, a really big cork
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Tuesday, September 01, 2009


Did Texas execute an innocent man?
Wretched Whoops! • 6 Comments

Wednesday, August 19, 2009


What is it with Missouri women cyberbullying teenage girls?
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Thursday, August 13, 2009


At last, Cheney tells all
Poetry Politics Wretched • 4 Comments

Sunday, August 09, 2009


OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! UNCLE!
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Saturday, August 08, 2009


Blackwater head honcho accused of murder, crusading, and ... well he just sucks
Religion Sad Wretched War • 1 Comments

Thursday, July 30, 2009


I thought Boston was a city of classy people
Wretched • 0 Comments

Tuesday, July 14, 2009


We're all going to die #327
Beasties Creepy Health Wretched • 0 Comments

How long until this happens in America, in your home town?
Conspiranoia Crime Fat-as-Fuck! Wretched • 0 Comments

Friday, July 10, 2009


Them damn Irish have been drinking WAY to much whiskey lately.
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Sunday, July 05, 2009


Good things take time
Wretched • 0 Comments

Thursday, July 02, 2009


Careful at lunch
Wretched • 0 Comments

Wednesday, June 10, 2009


Two shot at Holocaust museum by crazy old supremacist guy
Crime Sad Wretched • 24 Comments

What the hell were they putting in that stuff?
Eat-Me! Wretched Whoops! • 2 Comments

Tuesday, June 09, 2009


A Fat Jerry moment like no other +
Creepy Fat-as-Fuck! Fat-Jerry Foolhardy Life Sex Wretched • 5 Comments

Monday, June 08, 2009


Broke trustafarian hipsters bring Williamsburg to its knees
The-"D"-Word Wretched • 0 Comments

Saturday, June 06, 2009


Can you say 'Future Serial Killer'
Cats Wretched • 1 Comments

The world's most bizarre tattoos
Art Wretched • 2 Comments

Monday, June 01, 2009


Air France jet disappears on flight from Brazil to Paris
Wretched Whoops! • 2 Comments

Sadly, stupid is as stupid does...
Foolhardy Health Wretched Whoops! • 2 Comments

Things that Drs. once used. (not recommended for office viewing)
Creepy Foolhardy Pictures Sex Wretched • 4 Comments

Friday, May 29, 2009


So the bite mark on her neck was a freebee?
Creepy Crime Wretched • 1 Comments

Thursday, May 28, 2009


NKorea warns of its "tremendous military muscle"
Politics Wretched World • 1 Comments

Sounds like the dogs and cats did a pretty good job considering
Beasties Cats Wretched • 0 Comments

Monday, May 25, 2009


I'm sure the clientele doesn't care...
Beasties Reaping-Grimly Wretched • 3 Comments

Sunday, May 24, 2009


North Carolina woman accused of dumping aunt, 96, on way to Disney
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Friday, May 22, 2009


The next trend? Home invasion cats...
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009


This time I agree completely.
Lists Music Pictures Wretched • 0 Comments

Monday, May 18, 2009


"My daddy ate my eyes."
Creepy Crime Wretched • 0 Comments

Monday, May 11, 2009


Well maybe Islam isn't so bad...
Wretched Wuv • 0 Comments

Sunday, May 10, 2009


Killing and burying oneself
Crime Reaping-Grimly Wretched Wuv • 0 Comments

Saturday, May 09, 2009


Germany vs. the fake bullets (as the real ones work better)
Crime Foolhardy Wretched • 2 Comments

Friday, May 08, 2009


Ford goes for the patriotic/rebel approach to sell cars. Is this good or bad? (wmv download)+
Business Creepy Sad Video Wretched War • 0 Comments

Thursday, May 07, 2009


72 years ago today (well, yesterday)
Travel Wretched • 0 Comments

Monday, April 27, 2009


Your daily pirate update
Wretched World • 0 Comments

Saturday, April 25, 2009


Where's Chuck Woolery when you need him? +
Geeky Nerd Sport Wretched Whoops! Wuv • 3 Comments

Tuesday, April 21, 2009


Female Body Inspectors
Crime Wretched • 3 Comments

Friday, April 17, 2009


"Can you really castrate someone with a stun gun?"
Wretched Wuv • 1 Comments

Tuesday, April 14, 2009


I'm surprised she went 28 years
Wretched Wuv • 0 Comments

Wednesday, April 08, 2009


What did you expect? It's Florida...
Creepy Crime Wretched • 0 Comments

Monday, April 06, 2009


Keith Urban gives Dave Matthews the runs for his money
Wretched Whoops! • 0 Comments

Friday, April 03, 2009


Israel cabinet photo altered to remove women +
Pictures Wretched • 7 Comments

Tuesday, March 31, 2009


Fat Jerry just got an idea for a Spring Break destination.
Foolhardy Wretched War • 0 Comments

Thursday, March 26, 2009


Some shrinks still trying to cure the gays
Wretched • 0 Comments

Tuesday, March 24, 2009


Sometimes the Google Street View van has a little accy-dent ...
Beasties Wretched • 0 Comments

Neil Young is funny in his saddest excuse for a music vid ever.
The-"D"-Word Foolhardy Money Politics Video Wretched • 1 Comments

Sunday, March 22, 2009


So just what are you feeding Fido and Fluffy?
Beasties Business Cats Conspiranoia Eat-Me! Wretched • 4 Comments

Thursday, March 19, 2009


AIG staff: we deserve the money
Money Wretched Work • 4 Comments

Monday, March 16, 2009


Woman recovering after being shot by arrow on NYC street
Wretched • 6 Comments

Thursday, March 12, 2009


Herbalife products allegedy caused grave liver disease
Eat-Me! Wretched • 0 Comments

Wednesday, March 11, 2009


For fifty years the Tibetan people have been 'put through hell'
Wretched • 4 Comments

Tuesday, March 10, 2009


"You never give me smoochy kisses anymore."
Creepy Wretched Wuv • 2 Comments

Worst tattoos ever (NSFW)
Art Wretched • 2 Comments

Monday, March 09, 2009


Not everybody's Shepard Fairey
Art Obama-rama! Wretched • 3 Comments

Saturday, March 07, 2009


Green pools--be careful when you go pool-hopping, kids!
The-"D"-Word Wretched • 2 Comments

Friday, March 06, 2009


If you release that information people may realize we ripped them off +
Business Money Wretched • 0 Comments

Have we become a Nation of F-ing thieves? +
Business Wretched • 1 Comments

Friday, February 27, 2009


Who's doing well in the recession? The Klan
Wretched • 1 Comments

Wednesday, February 25, 2009


Creepy creep
Business Health Wretched • 0 Comments

Friday, February 20, 2009


Worst. Death. Ever. (OK, headline might not be S@W)
Reaping-Grimly Sad Shocker! Wretched Whoops! • 8 Comments

Thursday, February 19, 2009


Questioning Obama's Mortgage Bailout Plan +
Money Politics Wretched Whoops! • 8 Comments

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