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Saturday, October 07, 2006

Putin, taking care of business
Crime Politics Wretched • 0 Comments

People are idiots: Christians site first amendment right to f-ck over queers
Katie-Couric Politics Sex Wretched • 3 Comments

Friday, October 06, 2006

Bar establishes dress code, checks clothing tags. Why? Revenge for P. Diddy's Making the Band
Katie-Couric Rags Wretched • 4 Comments

Welcome back to the land of the free!
Conspiranoia Politics Science Wretched • 1 Comments

Santa Susana particularly gift-giving
Reaping-Grimly Wretched • 0 Comments

Thursday, October 05, 2006

How Michele Norris kept her cool, I do not know
Politics Wretched • 1 Comments

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Screech scat (careful@lunch?)
Business Creepy Sex TV Wretched • 9 Comments

Botero's paintings of Abu Ghraib (carefulish@work)(more in comments)
Art Politics Wretched • 16 Comments

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

'Flying Elvis' breaks pelvis
Health Life Wretched • 3 Comments

Thank goodness we saved them: girls, welcome to democracy
Politics Wretched • 0 Comments

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Ok, which one of us is responsible for this?
Creepy Fluff Katie-Couric Pictures Wretched • 9 Comments

Ohio: the new Florida
Crime Politics Wretched • 0 Comments

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Thirsty? Blow me!
Crime Sex Wretched • 0 Comments

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Don't mess with Texas logic, because that is a cesspool you won't want to mire yourself in
Crime Politics Sex Wretched • 4 Comments

T.O. tries to get off the Cowboy Roster
Booze/Pills/Candy Foolhardy Life Wretched • 2 Comments

Monday, September 25, 2006

Worst romance novel openers ever (add your own in comments)
Jerry-Up Wretched • 25 Comments

Sunday, September 24, 2006

mmmmm..... Drumsticks!
Beasties Creepy Eat-Me! Wretched • 0 Comments

Friday, September 22, 2006

Aw, jeez, wtf?
Creepy Crime Wretched • 0 Comments

Thursday, September 21, 2006

American Airlines: no air-kissing allowed, especially if you're both boys
Wretched • 12 Comments

Corporate treason? U.S. prevented auditors from recovering $$$ from cheating oil companies
Crime Politics Wretched • 1 Comments

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

What do Burns, Frist and Santorum have in common? (Other than each other's veneral diseases)
Politics Wretched • 3 Comments

Community shaken by discovery of mangled, dragged body
Creepy Crime Wretched • 3 Comments

Monday, September 18, 2006

At least this one admits to profiteering
Business Buy-Me! Creepy Wretched • 1 Comments

Friday, September 15, 2006

Did Dimmer overuse this product on the journey to his new Identity?(careful@work!!!)
Conspiranoia Creepy Foolhardy Sex Wretched • 4 Comments

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Minnesota based 'HORMEL' to give the British something they richly deserve!
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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Author on trial for insulting "Turkishness"
Books Politics Wretched • 1 Comments

Score one for democracy! Wait, make that 65...
Crime Politics Wretched • 3 Comments

Friday, September 08, 2006

The Best Kirk & Spock Video so Far. (F-bomb audio)
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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Just how hard up were these guys?
Creepy Crime Sex Wretched • 1 Comments

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Eszterhas, ever known for his noblesse oblige, shares with us Sharon Stone pooling in piss
Life Wretched • 6 Comments

Monday, September 04, 2006

Opium glut
Wretched • 2 Comments

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Microsoft Shit In Your Ears and Call It WhyFi!
Conspiranoia Creepy Crime Fluff Foolhardy History Life Music Newsflash! Pish-Takes Play-Me! Science Update Wretched • 1 Comments

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Post-Pluto demotion, Disney continues to annoy
Wretched • 2 Comments

A "paranoid jeremiad," and not the good kind (includes poll)
Books Conspiranoia Politics Wretched • 3 Comments

Monday, August 28, 2006

Karr won't be charged with murder. Attention whores the world over are all, DUDE!
Creepy Crime Update Wretched • 5 Comments

Osama bin Laden: man of thick lust (yeah, you heard that right)
Katie-Couric Sex Wretched • 0 Comments

Sunday, August 27, 2006

I wonder if they teach the "Saget principle" in information science?
Life TV Video Wretched • 0 Comments

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Honey isn’t great! We finally got our long-awaited FEMA trailer…
Wretched • 1 Comments

Friday, August 25, 2006

"A surprising omission is Hugh Laurie, despite licking the nut sacks of more sad old men than..."
Art Beasties Books Booze/Pills/Candy Business Buy-Me! Cinema Conspiranoia Creepy Crime Eat-Me! Fat-Jerry Fluff Foolhardy Health History Jerry-Up TV Wretched • 4 Comments

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Albert Belle doing as well as could be hoped (for an @sshole)
Crime Wretched • 0 Comments

Jeff Probst divides tribes between "macacas" and "honkies," alienates everyone, gets cannibalized
Katie-Couric TV Wretched • 23 Comments

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Conservatives want FBI to focus on Big Issues
Creepy Crime Foolhardy Sex TV Wretched Wuv • 18 Comments

Monday, August 21, 2006

5 killed for `practising' witchcraft
Wretched • 3 Comments

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Monument to the first man to "practice his love" on women in America
Creepy History Wretched • 0 Comments

Monday, August 14, 2006

That's our FEMA! 118,000 trailer homes, one key
Katie-Couric Wretched • 24 Comments

Sunday, August 13, 2006

For those of you who missed out on agent orange...
Conspiranoia Health Science Wretched • 1 Comments

Friday, August 11, 2006

Google video is linked from their homepage now. Let's sart with something a wee bit Springer.
Foolhardy Life Video Wretched • 2 Comments

Monday, August 07, 2006

A real prince, this guy
Creepy Crime Wretched • 2 Comments

Everything you ever wanted to know about Eric Rudolph
Creepy Crime Wretched • 0 Comments

Don't let the bed bugs bite. No, seriously. (careful@lunch)
Beasties Wretched • 5 Comments

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Need a change of Vocation? Try this.
Fat-Jerry Science Sex Wretched • 7 Comments

Friday, August 04, 2006

All in the name of democracy, ladies and gentlmen
Politics Wretched • 9 Comments

Crazy Man Trashes Town!!!
Wretched • 5 Comments

Thursday, August 03, 2006

After the third day of 100-degree temps, New Yorkers like me are freaking out about blackouts
Life Wretched • 0 Comments

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Mad Dog bites head off Tiny Elvis' Bear
Beasties Wretched • 7 Comments

The anti-trust case against Wal-Mart (worth printing out and reading, even for conservatives)
Business Politics Religion Wretched • 4 Comments

Uh, what?
Cinema Religion Wretched • 13 Comments

Monday, July 31, 2006

Will we ever be told the truth about the death of Dr David Kelly?
Politics Wretched • 4 Comments

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Ballmark greeting cards
Fluff Sex Wretched • 2 Comments

Federal policy: when the truth doesn't agree with you, misinform (sample #2,256)
Politics Wretched • 4 Comments

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Adulterers prefer Hillary, and the NY Post is so on it!
Wretched • 5 Comments

"It has been plagued by leaks, falling debris and problems blamed on faulty construction."
Wretched • 0 Comments

Monday, July 24, 2006

The Hoff sees no end to his own self-promotion
Music Wretched • 3 Comments

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