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What not to wear
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Monday, April 11, 2011


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Friday, February 18, 2011


People who pay full price for clothing. I mean FULL price.
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Tuesday, January 11, 2011


What to do with that horrible, embarrassing Ed Hardy T-Shirt--Bret Michaels, I'm talking to you
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Fat people are hard to clothe
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Monday, March 08, 2010


Here's what they were wearing last night
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Thursday, March 04, 2010


The lady behind all that floral print
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Friday, February 19, 2010


So those fake mustaches really do the job
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Thursday, February 11, 2010


R.I.P. Alexander McQueen, fashion designer, dead at 40 from apparent suicide
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Tuesday, February 09, 2010


But then you wouldn't get that nice butt-breeze when you slept in your hospital bed
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This is where the Pajama-jeans come in handy
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Friday, February 05, 2010


Introducing Spanx for men: boys, inhale!
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Wednesday, February 03, 2010


Another terrible fashion idea.
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Monday, December 07, 2009


Jerries, show us your heavage! (but manscape first, please)
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Thursday, December 03, 2009


When mods and punks grow up, they dress better than hippies
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Monday, November 30, 2009


Making the world a more beautiful place, one camel toe at a time.
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Monday, November 09, 2009


Soon you can be fashionable too! Rent the Runway ...
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Friday, November 06, 2009


Gentlemen, what to wear and how to wear it (since we're all grownups)
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Wednesday, November 04, 2009


Got on your Power Jeans?
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Friday, October 23, 2009


Vintage Vogue, and lots of it
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Buy a beard for winter
Buy-Me! Rags • 2 Comments

Thursday, October 01, 2009


Boys, pull up your mantyhose
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Monday, September 28, 2009


Masters of the Universe, mastering the universe of hipsterdom
Art Rags • 0 Comments

Thursday, September 24, 2009


Halloween fashion show with Tim Burton
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Friday, July 24, 2009


What type of clothing would you wear if you truly had free choice?
Conspiranoia Jerry-Up Politics Rags Religion • 3 Comments

Tuesday, July 21, 2009


New York now Milan's b!tch
Lists Rags • 0 Comments

Friday, July 17, 2009


A happy victim of the recession: crocs (the shoes)
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Tuesday, July 07, 2009


First lady hair through the ages
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Sunday, July 05, 2009


Don't judge my hair!
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Monday, June 29, 2009


What's more annoying? Hipsters? Or hipster-haters?
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Monday, May 11, 2009


The hospital gown: nobody, but nobody loves it, so what gives?
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Sunday, May 10, 2009


Hasidic hats: you can choose between black, black, and black, but oh the options
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Saturday, May 09, 2009


The preppiest college kid in the universe
Life Pictures Rags • 6 Comments

Thursday, May 07, 2009


Summer will pass quickly, so start knitting now ...
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Sunday, April 19, 2009


It's like a dicky, but with more chest hair
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Thursday, April 09, 2009


The Michelle Obama fashion slideshow
Obama-rama! Rags • 1 Comments

Friday, April 03, 2009


Bad idea jeans
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Thursday, March 12, 2009


Kermit is in again.
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