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Friday, December 07, 2007

An update on the Drews: family shunned after MySpace hoax leads to suicide
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Friday, November 16, 2007

$25,000 dessert came with less than appetizing garnishes
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Best response to being called a tramp in public? Pose for Playboy, of course. +
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

It's hard to keep a job when you don't have trousers
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Saturday, November 03, 2007

Here's a shocker: chainsmoking, mulleted, hardcore Christian bounty hunter is an idiot
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Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Pink elephant parade continues - part 7 in an unending series
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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Cross country taxi retiree has hailed her last cab
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Leona's funeral a lonely affair
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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Brattleboro VT revokes ban on nudity
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Fatso virus could lead to obesity vaccine: prevention, but not reversal
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Friday, August 17, 2007

Three killed in mine rescue; six injured
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My favorite toys are faith-based, they make me scream the Lord's name on a regular basis.
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Friday, August 03, 2007

Armless, one-legged driver sentenced to prison
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

No more mooning: church wins ad battle
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Thursday, July 26, 2007

Bursting cans of tainted food give new urgency to warnings about botulism
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Standout athlete =/= good person +
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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Porn to be free
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Sunday, July 08, 2007

First facial transplant patient whines about face
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Saturday, July 07, 2007

Top 25 censored stories of 2007
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Friday, July 06, 2007

Thief leaves violin, takes laptop, makes for happy violinist
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Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Because this celebrity death just isn't complex enough yet
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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

I'm free to do what I want any old time ...
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Monday, June 25, 2007

Dry Cleaner wins in missing pants case
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Who killed the honeybees?
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Subway superhero nets $25 on Deal or No Deal
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Friday, May 18, 2007

7 Accused of reaping grimly
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Thursday, May 10, 2007

They could give Haliburton lessons
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Judge throws out charges vs. known terrorist
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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Dead Satan-worshipping Soldiers Get Headstones
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Remember the mugger of the 101-year-old? Nabbed!
Crime Update • 1 Comments

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Pink Floyd's "Wall" starts own world tour in Baghdad
Creepy Politics Update Wretched • 2 Comments

With friends like these, who needs Congressional oversight?
Crime Politics Update Wretched • 4 Comments

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Only mediocrity remains - Sanjaya's gone
Fluff Katie-Couric TV Update • 1 Comments

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Do women have a sexual orientation? You heard me.
Sex Update • 9 Comments

Monday, April 02, 2007

"I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!
Beasties Creepy Crime Update • 2 Comments

Saturday, March 31, 2007

W visits Reed hospital to ponder his fathers words: "Too little, too late."
Creepy Crime Politics Update Wretched • 0 Comments

Sunday, March 25, 2007

UN unanimous on Iran: No Twinkies, only Hohos
Business Politics Update Wretched • 0 Comments

Dead Presidents
Life Politics Update • 1 Comments

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Remember that crazy astronaut lady? With the bad cop picture?
Science Update Wuv • 0 Comments

Friday, March 23, 2007

Pet food update: somebody didn't notice the skull and crossbones when cooking up the Puppy Chow
Beasties Update Wretched • 14 Comments

Iraq: a mess
Business History Music Update Wretched • 0 Comments

Saturday, March 17, 2007

She blinded me with science
Fat-Jerry Newsflash! Pictures Science TV Update Video • 3 Comments

Friday, March 16, 2007

Hiccup girl relapses
Health Update Wretched • 2 Comments

Thursday, March 15, 2007

"And I invented disco too! And that whole Emo shit? That was me, mutherf@cker!"
Beasties Life Politics Religion Update Wretched • 1 Comments

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

"Speedy" Gonzalez not quick to take responsibility for his boo-boos
Politics Update Wretched • 0 Comments

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Eviction-happy sorority told, "Those boots are made for walking"
Update • 3 Comments

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Once more, with feeling: Where's MY book deal, bitches?
Books Update Wretched • 3 Comments

Friday, March 02, 2007

Where do I go when I want the latest on Japanese sex slaves?
Sex Sport Update • 0 Comments

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Let's all resign because people are f@cking morons!
TV Update Wretched • 0 Comments

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

I'm going to wash that gay right out of my hair
Creepy Foolhardy Sex Update • 7 Comments

Monday, January 29, 2007

R.I.P. Barbaro
Beasties Reaping-Grimly Update • 14 Comments

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Prada kicks Apple's Ass
Life Science Sex Update • 1 Comments

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

It's official. That mystery odor that swept across Manhattan nine days ago is a mystery.
Update • 0 Comments

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

"It has been a mistake not to commit larger numbers of U.S and Iraqi troops"
Politics Reaping-Grimly Update • 6 Comments

Friday, January 05, 2007

Subway superhero feeling the wuv
Update Wuv • 0 Comments

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Prosecutor wants Mike Tyson in jail
Booze/Pills/Candy Update • 4 Comments

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Dead spy's Italy contact arrested; Putin politely covers grin, rubs hands together
Crime Update • 0 Comments

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Very sad: search for Mt. Hood climbers now a recovery effort
Update • 1 Comments

Saturday, December 16, 2006

OJ kills publishing career
Update • 2 Comments

Monday, December 11, 2006

Oh, the pettiness of the pious: enough with it already
Religion Update • 7 Comments

Friday, December 01, 2006

Convergence at Itsu
Crime Update • 6 Comments

Monday, November 20, 2006

Good news for those who love Conspiracy Theories and the CIA
Conspiranoia History Update • 0 Comments

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Adrienne Shelley death filed as a homicide
Crime Update • 3 Comments

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