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Friday, October 06, 2006


Welcome back to the land of the free!
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Tuesday, October 03, 2006


Why conspiracy theorists persist
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Saturday, September 23, 2006


Are we really in a constant state of emergency?
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Friday, September 22, 2006


The geopolitics of pie
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Monday, September 18, 2006


Continuing a theme, felines=cause of all doom
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Friday, September 15, 2006


Did Dimmer overuse this product on the journey to his new Identity?(careful@work!!!)
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Bobby's done it again
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I know the Feds really have my well-being first in their heart.
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Thursday, September 14, 2006


US and UN... We Lie! Thousands Die!
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Thursday, September 07, 2006


"...a sizable pr0n collection on her computer hard drive, compliments of our own federal government"
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Wednesday, September 06, 2006


10 Stories the mainstream media didn't want you to see
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Sunday, September 03, 2006


Google knows everything
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Saturday, September 02, 2006


Americans' wages and hours to be determined by best interests of shareholders
Business Conspiranoia Politics • 8 Comments

Friday, September 01, 2006


Iran-born woman will be the first space "tourist"
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Thursday, August 31, 2006


Google teaming up with Sun & Lenovo to punch AOL in the eye!
Advice Conspiranoia Life • 2 Comments

Microsoft Shit In Your Ears and Call It WhyFi!
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006


Does the White House approve of such celebrations on American soil?
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006


A message to Goatboy and his friends
Business Conspiranoia Music • 4 Comments

A "paranoid jeremiad," and not the good kind (includes poll)
Books Conspiranoia Politics Wretched • 3 Comments

Do your Senators want to keep you in the dark about who gets your tax dollars?
Business Conspiranoia Politics • 6 Comments

Friday, August 25, 2006


"A surprising omission is Hugh Laurie, despite licking the nut sacks of more sad old men than..."
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Monday, August 21, 2006


Big Brother is watching you
Conspiranoia • 5 Comments

"Is this a Republican plot?"
Conspiranoia Katie-Couric Music • 0 Comments

Friday, August 18, 2006


Mystery creature? Maine must be really boring
Beasties Conspiranoia • 7 Comments

Wednesday, August 16, 2006


London-DC flight diverted to Boston; passenger had "note referencing Al-Qaida"
Conspiranoia • 24 Comments

Monday, August 14, 2006


China bans Bart Simpson
Conspiranoia • 1 Comments

People with constant hostile intent claim they're being profiled
Conspiranoia Science • 12 Comments

The Leader is good. The Leader is fine. Do not believe the American capitalist pigs' reports
Conspiranoia Politics Update • 12 Comments

Sunday, August 13, 2006


Airline Stocks - Sept. 10 redux?
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For those of you who missed out on agent orange...
Conspiranoia Health Science Wretched • 1 Comments

Thursday, August 10, 2006


White house kooks consult Christian kooks
Conspiranoia • 39 Comments

Let freedom ring—and pray that these rules stay in Britain
Business Conspiranoia • 13 Comments

Wednesday, August 09, 2006


9-11 conspiracy theorists energized. Presumably by Nic Cage's Chaplin 'stache, among other things
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