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Sunday, December 16, 2007


Man gets tattooed boobs augmentation surgery on his leg. (squeemish alert)
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Wednesday, December 05, 2007


Now this is one way I'd pimp my ride.
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Elf You!
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Thursday, November 29, 2007


If only it was this easy to catch a woman.
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007


Can Fat Jerry access any CBMs? (see item #2) +
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Thursday, November 15, 2007


SF smacks NY all over the face once again... +
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Friday, November 09, 2007


Luckily, I have no need for this product.
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Tuesday, November 06, 2007


Now girls can feel safe... as well as inadequate
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Saturday, November 03, 2007


We really need a 'geek' tag.
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007


Methodist church allows transgender pastor to remain
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Thursday, October 18, 2007


This brings a whole new meaning to "bacon clad hussies"
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Wednesday, October 17, 2007


Book autopsies.
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007


But for the rest of us, who are not allergic to food, there is this ...
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Sunday, October 14, 2007


Have Optimus Prime phone your friends
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Saturday, October 13, 2007


If you buy me this for X-mas, I will have so much fun in the 'Sports Bars' during football games.
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Thursday, October 11, 2007


I want a "Fat As Fu@K 20,000 post" patch! +
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Wednesday, October 10, 2007


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Tuesday, October 09, 2007


The cubes.
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Friday, October 05, 2007


New York on a Million a Day
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Sen. Craigs Party is coming to the Twin Cities in '08. Their logo tells the story.
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Wednesday, October 03, 2007


Blabberize!
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If only I were a gay man...
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Friday, September 28, 2007


LUPEC: Dismantling the patriarchy one drink at a time
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How to handle a Tele-Marketeer!
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Monday, September 24, 2007


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Wednesday, September 19, 2007


Handmade automata (checkout the accompanying videos)
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Tyra's greatest hits.
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Be ye ready to talk like a pirate?
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Saturday, September 15, 2007


Bullies cowed by a sea of pink
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Friday, September 14, 2007


Something for when your involved with one of Jerry's ex-girlfriends.(careful@work)
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Thursday, September 13, 2007


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Tuesday, September 11, 2007


Who here can eat like this man? (very careful@lunch)
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Monday, September 10, 2007


Things you can't laser engrave on your iPod (mainly obvious.)
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Thursday, September 06, 2007


Did you rape your wrist today?
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Wednesday, September 05, 2007


Time to start thinking about Halloween Costumes. (please use caution @ work).
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Tuesday, September 04, 2007


The Trouble with Tribbles, as illustrated by Edward Gorey (via the Morning News)
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Wednesday, August 29, 2007


3 pound green rock may be world's largest diamond - or maybe not
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Monday, August 27, 2007


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Saturday, August 25, 2007


Radioactive Boyscout Strikes Again! ++
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007


Gangsters vs. Furries
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Poster child for Fat Jerry
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Saturday, August 18, 2007


This summer, choose an exotic Ice-Cream to cool yourself down.
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Thursday, August 09, 2007


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Friday, August 03, 2007


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How do your favorite words rank, swear-wise? (bad words in printed form.) +
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Why do bears shit in the woods? (No TV cameras.)
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Thursday, August 02, 2007


Italians are gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Wednesday, August 01, 2007


Will your Computer Protection Software tell you "Who's In Your Hard Drive?"
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Monday, July 30, 2007


Something we should chip-in to buy for Duchess.
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Winnie: Math Doesn't Suck (but I do!)
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What will kill you before a terrorist does?
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Sunday, July 22, 2007


Study predicts 75 percent overweight in U.S. by 2015
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Wednesday, July 18, 2007


Check out the robots, page through the voitures
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007


WallyWorld got your Jesus up for sale!
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Friday, July 13, 2007


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The ultimate geek shirt.
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Thursday, July 12, 2007


Pink Elephant Parade Continues
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Friday, July 06, 2007


Thief leaves violin, takes laptop, makes for happy violinist
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Friday, June 29, 2007


Hey that's me! @ Found
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Sunday, June 24, 2007


So how many of these records can we break at the Fat Jerry Picnic? (c@w?)
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Monday, June 18, 2007


Rabbit(tm) getting dull? Try a Gorillaz!
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Thursday, June 14, 2007


If it's weird, it belongs in a jar! (careful@lunch)
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This could spark a resurgence in the popularity of "Pickled Pig's Feet"!
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