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Tuesday, February 02, 2010


The abridged Atlas Shrugged: still too long
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Friday, January 29, 2010


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Does Goldman Sachs control the government?
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Friday, December 04, 2009


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What not to do when your pig farts
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Antique Roadshow, 2025
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Tuesday, September 29, 2009


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Wednesday, September 23, 2009


Who's protecting the health insurance companies?
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Friday, September 18, 2009


Awkward Facebook Status messages.
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Wednesday, September 09, 2009


Why parents shouldn't be allowed on Facebook
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Monday, August 31, 2009


Woodstock? Still?
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009


Felicia Day proves that geeks rock and talent rules + (oh, and she's cute as hell)
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Monday, August 03, 2009


Fun with blindfolds (completely safe for work)
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Thursday, July 30, 2009


Sweden's Got Talent! (butt crack alert)
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The art in my apartment has an unusual theme (mildly careful in the office)
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009


William Shatner reads Sarah Palin farewell speech
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Monday, July 27, 2009


How to solve a problem like David Hasselhoff
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009


Palin's resignation letter, with editor's marks (many, many marks)
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Monday, July 20, 2009


How the Russians won WWII
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Monday, July 13, 2009


Kids, UFOs, and the Power of the Internet! (Watch the video.)
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Wednesday, July 08, 2009


If you liked 'Thunderbirds' you may love 'Captain Stargood'.
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009


(Unintentionally) great moments in comic books
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Monday, June 01, 2009


Tweeting too hard, anyone?
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Friday, May 08, 2009


Manny Ramirez suspended from MLB for trying to get pregnant? +
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Wednesday, May 06, 2009


Bono's Elvis poem, annotated here at the Guardian
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Sunday, May 03, 2009


Fordham law class turns tables on Antonin Scalia +
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Friday, April 24, 2009


I better get to work on my next business card
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Thursday, April 23, 2009


Somebody has it out for Adobe
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Friday, April 17, 2009


Happy birthday Strunk & White!
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Pregnant women are smug
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Lindsay Lohan: so alone
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Dork Yearbook
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Monday, April 06, 2009


How to impress an Italian supermodel
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Monday, March 30, 2009


God is a Bit of a Dick
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Saturday, March 28, 2009


New math
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009


Silhouette masterpiece theatre
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Sunday, March 15, 2009


The Japanese Homeland Security System
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The music executive who created Bozo the Clown and signed the Beatles
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