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Monday, April 09, 2012


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Saturday, April 07, 2012


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Tuesday, March 20, 2012


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Friday, March 16, 2012


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Tuesday, February 28, 2012


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Wednesday, February 15, 2012


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Saturday, December 17, 2011


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Friday, November 25, 2011


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Sunday, November 13, 2011


Flash finally flushed from fones
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Thursday, October 27, 2011


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Monday, October 24, 2011


WikiLeaks drained…
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Friday, October 21, 2011


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Monday, October 17, 2011


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Wednesday, August 31, 2011


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Monday, August 22, 2011


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Tuesday, August 16, 2011


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Sunday, August 07, 2011


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Thursday, August 04, 2011


Single 'state actor' responsible for the largest series of cyber-attacks publicly reported
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Wednesday, August 03, 2011


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Sunday, July 31, 2011


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Thursday, July 28, 2011


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Wednesday, July 27, 2011


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Monday, July 18, 2011


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Thursday, July 07, 2011


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Thursday, June 30, 2011


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Monday, June 27, 2011


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Sunday, June 26, 2011


Who is killing the wireless internet? Android (and somewhat iPhone), who isn't? RIM.
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Google still in the closet, but if you know the password it's tea bagging / coffee bagging galore!
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LulzSec claims to have quit their activities, but then they would, wouldn't they?
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Thursday, June 23, 2011


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Sunday, June 19, 2011


Say it ain't so, Sid...
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Saturday, June 04, 2011


Google to kill support for old browsers, totally unrelated to having one of their own
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Wednesday, June 01, 2011


Troubled by insomnia? A cure is on the horizon.
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011


Some people are just not in on the joke
Funny-Ha-Ha Interwebs • 0 Comments

Saturday, May 21, 2011


Introducing the Yahoo boys: a story of Nigerian scammers
Business Crime Interwebs Life World • 0 Comments

Tuesday, May 17, 2011


How to win an argument on the Internet, even against Bevets
Interwebs • 2 Comments

Monday, May 16, 2011


The next 10 EU companies MS could buy and destroy, plus record to date
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Sunday, May 15, 2011


Smokin' Cat!
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Sony's Playstation Network crawls from the wreckage
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Thursday, May 12, 2011


Facebook dislikes Google… don't we all?
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Wednesday, May 11, 2011


Android software increases 400% in six months, sadly not in the right tract
Business Geeky Nerd Interwebs Sad • 0 Comments

Saturday, May 07, 2011


Republicans assume that the Internet is their secret resource
Interwebs Politics Whoops! • 0 Comments

Thursday, May 05, 2011


The Japanese focus on the most important scientific innovations
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Tuesday, May 03, 2011


Bin Laden's compound gets mixed reviews
Funny-Ha-Ha Interwebs • 2 Comments

Monday, May 02, 2011


Dude looking to escape terrorism/violence unwittingly live-tweets raid of compound next door
Interwebs War World • 0 Comments

Thursday, April 21, 2011


Workshopping David Foster Wallace+
Art Funny-Ha-Ha Interwebs • 1 Comments

Monday, April 11, 2011


Georgian woman cuts off the Internet for all of Armenia by slicing random copper wire in ground
Interwebs Whoops! World • 2 Comments

Sunday, April 03, 2011


So just how did that eBay seller get those Dyson vacuum cleaners?
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Monday, March 21, 2011


Get your rocks off with your .xxx on!
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Friday, March 18, 2011


Google facts from a man who could've owned a chunk of Google
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Wednesday, March 02, 2011


Google Street view goes off the road ... with tricycles
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Customer service, as evidenced by tweets
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Monday, February 28, 2011


"You've Not Got Mail!"
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Monday, February 14, 2011


J.C. Penney violates the law of Google
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Thursday, February 03, 2011


Why the Japanese don't use Facebook
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Friday, January 14, 2011


Down with Two-Spacers! You know who you are!
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Wikipedia, like Mars, needs women!
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