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Wednesday, February 10, 2010


In Haiti, yesterday, four weeks after the disaster, a man emerges from the rubble
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Tuesday, February 02, 2010


Don't ask, don't tell is about to become history
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009


Man boobs on the rise, or is that sag?
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Tuesday, December 09, 2008


Plague zombies. Spores from Outer Space. Giant robots. Nefarious Communists.+
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Sunday, November 30, 2008


November 31, we mostly made it....
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Tuesday, November 04, 2008


That would make this... Miocene Park or something?
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008


Microsoft makes a promise!
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Tuesday, August 05, 2008


Man builds kidney machine in garage, saves daughter's life
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008


Wait... these people are making how much?!?!
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008


Postwoman catches falling baby
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008


Here's some news that'll turn that frown upside down!
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008


George Michael to tour US for first time in 17 years +
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008


Leonard Cohen is going on tour. I now have a reason to live.
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Friday, March 07, 2008


The next, soon-to-be-late Bond Girl
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Monday, February 18, 2008


Big-bottom craze on the Ivory Coast
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Friday, January 25, 2008


Miss America to become butt of Reality TV joke
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Thursday, January 24, 2008


A big step toward artificial life
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008


Whole new crew o bitches to rag on. Or, how many ways can you spell "Amy"?
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Friday, January 11, 2008


OJ soon to be juiced
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Monday, December 31, 2007


Good news for the boys of Fat Jerry! "Feline for-men products" to hit US shelves next year.
Business Buy-Me! Cats Pinch-Me! Rags • 3 Comments

Friday, December 07, 2007


Suburban sex parties draw complaints fron neighbors in [edit]
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Sunday, October 14, 2007


Lies, damn lies, and Rudoph whores out the city he saved from prostitution: GOPer's eat it up
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Wednesday, September 26, 2007


Altogether now, ha ha!
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Thursday, September 13, 2007


Google Sponsors Lunar X PRIZE to Create a Space Race
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Wednesday, September 05, 2007


Wait, you're saying TV is getting better?
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Tuesday, August 07, 2007


Would you swap your wabbit, wanking and weed for dreams? Thought not.
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007


Cancer cells can be made to kill themselves
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Thursday, July 19, 2007


Easy Bake horrors
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Wednesday, June 27, 2007


Happy Birthday Moira! +
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Surprisingly wrinkle free tits oot for the lads! (Careful @ Work, in Poland)
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Monday, June 11, 2007


Browse FatJerry 2x as fast: Safari comes to Windows +
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007


That's one way to get rid of high tides
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Monday, May 21, 2007


I wonder if they've got that cover in poster size. Because I totally want one.
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Wednesday, May 16, 2007


ANTM finale tonight! (includes poll-tastic fun!)
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