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Tuesday, July 24, 2007


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Saturday, July 21, 2007


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Monday, July 09, 2007


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Saturday, June 23, 2007


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Friday, June 22, 2007


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Thursday, June 21, 2007


What the hell kind of meth you got down there in New Zealand, CoCo?
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If Fat Jerry wrote an advice column, would it be like this?
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Wednesday, June 20, 2007


"Too many rats in the box" +
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Tuesday, June 19, 2007


School cafeterias crack down on debtors, but they'd do better to slop out some mystery casserole
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Thursday, June 14, 2007


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Tuesday, May 29, 2007


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How they are grabbing you by your shorthairs
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Thursday, May 24, 2007


Was it the Lady in the Nun Outfit with her Pistol?
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Monday, May 14, 2007


Everybody needs somebody to love, except the Pope.
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Sunday, May 13, 2007


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Wednesday, May 09, 2007


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Downs Syndrome and the question of abortion
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