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Thursday, December 29, 2011

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Tuesday, December 06, 2011

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Volt shocker
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Cain may not be able…
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Thursday, November 10, 2011

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Thursday, October 27, 2011

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Monday, October 10, 2011

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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

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Sunday, September 04, 2011

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Saturday, August 27, 2011

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

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Sunday, August 07, 2011

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Sunday, July 31, 2011

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Thursday, July 28, 2011

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Wednesday, July 06, 2011

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Monday, July 04, 2011

Was Shakespeare a stoner?
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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

India: Where Boys Will Be Boys, & Girls Will Be Boys Too.
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Thursday, June 23, 2011

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

He may be old (51), she may be young (16) -- but mom says marriage is OK!
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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Say it ain't so, Sid...
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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Things that don't mix: Presidential candidates and sex
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Monday, June 13, 2011

Mother gifts box to daughter. No need to wrap
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Friday, June 10, 2011

…and then the zombies came, and what did the council do about it? Nothing as usual
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Thursday, June 09, 2011

Need work? Newt has a few new openings…
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Thursday, June 02, 2011

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Saturday, May 28, 2011

Rolling Stone sets Limbaugh ablaze
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Thursday, May 26, 2011

There IS a patron saint of everything: and now you can own one's head!
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Friday, April 22, 2011

"Woman denies biting off testicles"
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Wednesday, April 06, 2011

No Glenn Beck on FOX? Where will I get my original, authentic "Flow My Tears" sachets now?
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Hypocrisy in government? Say it ain't so!
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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Save the Date: 05-22-11 The Great Disappointment
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Sunday, March 06, 2011

Shocking news: guys in Navy may be gay!
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Monday, February 28, 2011

If a picture paints a thousand words you may not want it on Facebook +
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Monday, January 31, 2011

Warning: Do Not Eat Toxic Waste or Nuclear Sludge maybe
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Sunday, January 02, 2011

The first "EVERYBODY PANIC" post of the year!
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

And for those too young for projectiles
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Wednesday, December 08, 2010

What's in your butter?
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Monday, November 29, 2010

Pope: Goes Craz-z-y for Condoms!
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Friday, October 01, 2010

Shocking news: todays gamers too dumb for old games... +
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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Sex and drugs and rock and roll cause of BP's undersea blooper?
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Monday, February 01, 2010

That is not a Toyota, no sir
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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Finally! Lady Penelope will have her HDTV dreamboat series!
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Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Don't worry: Russia will take care of us
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Ashley Dupre, of Spitzergate fame, now doles advice for a living--only in the Post!
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Hey Wisconsonites! Werewolf or not, there's something out there
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Monday, November 16, 2009

Sex worker/blogger Belle de Jour is also, like, smart and shit, with a PhD
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Friday, September 11, 2009

South African runner turns out to be hermaphrodite after all
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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Did you forget about the $81B that went to the auto industry bailout? If not, you can now.
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Friday, September 04, 2009

Hey! That's NOT a Fuse!
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Edinburgh may have found a way to get men to go to church
Art Fluff Shocker! • 1 Comments

Sunday, August 09, 2009

Are you smarter than a slime mold?
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Will the best man be Jughead or Moose?
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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Deputies believe that the couple had been arguing ...
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