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Friday, September 11, 2009

South African runner turns out to be hermaphrodite after all
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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Did you forget about the $81B that went to the auto industry bailout? If not, you can now.
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Friday, September 04, 2009

Hey! That's NOT a Fuse!
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Edinburgh may have found a way to get men to go to church
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Sunday, August 09, 2009

Are you smarter than a slime mold?
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Will the best man be Jughead or Moose?
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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Deputies believe that the couple had been arguing ...
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Man Versus Shark
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Friday, March 06, 2009

Windows 7's UAC is a broken mess
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Thursday, March 05, 2009

Harvesting organs from the living
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Friday, February 20, 2009

Worst. Death. Ever. (OK, headline might not be S@W)
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Don't f&*k with Liverpool fans
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FDA approves brain-zapping device
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Saturday, February 14, 2009

He'll get a 21-Taser salute
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Friday, February 13, 2009

Here's a baby story to get your mind off Octomom.
Health Pictures Sex Shocker! Video Wretched World • 10 Comments

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Maggie Thatcher's daughter a racist? Who could ever have guessed? +
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Sunday, February 01, 2009

I guess she dropped the soap?
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Saturday, January 31, 2009

California's cash crunch: IOUs coming
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Thursday, January 29, 2009

More whole-family tragedy, this time in Ohio
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Monday, January 19, 2009

Surely there must have been a better way...
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Friday, December 12, 2008

Stop the presses! Hell has frozen over!
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Friday, November 14, 2008

Are we living in the 21st Centuary, or is this still a world of barbarians?
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The U.S. lost, er, um, misplaced, a nuclear weapon under the ice of Greenland
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Sunday, November 02, 2008

GOP microtargeting machine might be ready for a tuneup
Politics Shocker! Wretched Whoops! • 2 Comments

Friday, October 24, 2008

Isiah Thomas okay after ODing on sleeping pills
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Monday, October 20, 2008

Airport security is a sham: we are not safe
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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

"The number of `fleeting' penises we expect to see on broadcast television is 0"
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Time to get some windex, some garbage bags, and a patient maid ...
Pictures Sad Shocker! Wretched • 15 Comments

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Hillary says: Bush law would cost $44.5m, would allow Drs to refuse to offer contraception to women
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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Where were you 9-11-2001+
Shocker! Wretched World • 13 Comments

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

McCain's latest attack ad is a seriously low blow +
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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Go to church with Sarah!
Funny-Ha-Ha Religion Shocker! Video Wretched • 2 Comments

Howard Stern sells a chick's virginity to pay for her college education
Money Sex Shocker! • 11 Comments

Friday, September 05, 2008

Cindy McCain's outfit worth estimated more than $300,000
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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Micheal Phelps & Carrie Underwood unite to make me gag, no spoon required.
Creepy Fluff Shocker! Wretched • 0 Comments

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Don't pump up with drugs, kids! (careful@lunch)
Health Pictures Shocker! • 0 Comments

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Fair and unbalanced Fox News uncovers the truth in playful use of letters
Obama-rama! Politics Shocker! Whoops! • 11 Comments

Friday, July 25, 2008

Nuclear launch crew bears passing resemblance to Homer Simpson
Shocker! Whoops! • 2 Comments

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

My wife left me because the dolphins at Sea World gave me an erection
Beasties Sex Sir-Edward Shocker! • 0 Comments

"I've had sex with my brother and I don't feel guilty"
Sex Shocker! • 1 Comments

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Bunny killer aided by satellites?
Beasties Sad Shocker! • 0 Comments

Friday, July 11, 2008

Well duh...
Foolhardy Shocker! • 1 Comments

Sunday, June 15, 2008

When a blowjob gets a little too close and personal.
Pictures Shocker! • 0 Comments

Friday, June 13, 2008

Patriotic Americans rally to save "Piss In A Can".
Booze/Pills/Candy Business Conspiranoia Money Shocker! • 5 Comments

Friday, May 30, 2008

Lost tribe of people discovered, what shall we give them?
Shocker! • 10 Comments

Thursday, May 29, 2008

High-speed Nazi orgy. (what a teaser, no?)
Creepy Shocker! Sport • 9 Comments

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The world's hottest bride?
Booze/Pills/Candy Foolhardy Life Shocker! Video Wuv • 1 Comments

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Disparities in U.S. life expectancy increase. Scientists blame McSkillet Burrito
Health Life Science Shocker! Wretched • 3 Comments

Friday, April 18, 2008

The return of Moon is celebrated by a rocking event in Chicago.
Conspiranoia Shocker! • 4 Comments

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Eight-year-old granted divorce
Sad Shocker! • 1 Comments

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Baltimore police searching for child molester named 'Pooh Bear' +
Creepy Crime Pictures Sex Shocker! • 0 Comments

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Och Aye!
Crime Shocker! • 0 Comments

Monday, March 03, 2008

F@cking for Medvedev (Very, very C@W, graphic "art" images in article)
Art Beasties Pictures Politics Sex Shocker! • 5 Comments

Monday, February 25, 2008

Girl, 16, has 7 kids
Life Sex Shocker! • 4 Comments

Friday, February 15, 2008

Hey, let's play a game, kids!
Reaping-Grimly Shocker! • 0 Comments

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Micro-you.can.go.!@#-yoursoft
Shocker! Update War • 1 Comments

Mum sues over fetus discovery shock
Health Shocker! Whoops! • 2 Comments

Friday, February 08, 2008

40 something? Those bastards!
Conspiranoia History Sex Shocker! • 5 Comments

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Long before the Taser, even before the Stun Gun, there was the glove.
Crime Foolhardy Shocker! • 0 Comments

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

To answer or not to answer that is the question...
Science Shocker! • 0 Comments

Monday, January 14, 2008

Shark Jesus born to virgin mama
Beasties Shocker! • 0 Comments

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Way to point out the obvious
Science Shocker! • 0 Comments

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Why pay for the cow when you get the milk for free?
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