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Sunday, September 04, 2011


So, what should the rest of the World do?
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Sunday, August 07, 2011


Don't recall seeing any of these around here…
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Sunday, July 31, 2011


"Hama getting out of here!"
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Thursday, July 21, 2011


Zombie Nazi rises from grave!
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Thursday, June 16, 2011


US vows to "Capture and Kill" new al Queda leader - great to see we are on the path to peace already
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Tuesday, June 07, 2011


Y'all Krauts juss love ya some good ole Bobby E. Lee
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Friday, May 27, 2011


Navy SEAL Team 6 victorious over mouse
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Thursday, May 26, 2011


Afganistan war continues, but only by 11 votes
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Saturday, May 14, 2011


McCain frantically tries to make amends for the Palin fiasco
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Monday, May 02, 2011


Dude looking to escape terrorism/violence unwittingly live-tweets raid of compound next door
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Sunday, May 01, 2011


OBAMA GOT OSAMA! OBAMA GOT OSAMA!
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Monday, February 21, 2011


"Celebrate our Military Day" part two
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"Celebrate our Military Day!" gets off to a smashing start…
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Friday, February 11, 2011


GOP's gone wild! Part 3 - Rumsfeld
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Friday, December 24, 2010


The War on Christmas is only expanding ...
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Friday, December 17, 2010


Carry on up the Khyber
History Politics War • 5 Comments

Thursday, November 18, 2010


Where the F-22 did we put that?
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Monday, November 15, 2010


Your "No Shit Sherlock" moment for today: You can't win a war on a concept
Wretched War • 3 Comments

Friday, November 05, 2010


"Blue Fire" starts to make more sense… +
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Friday, October 01, 2010


Tits oot fur the troops...
Eat-Me! War • 1 Comments

Wednesday, September 22, 2010


Forget the Monkeys: Piscene Immigrants Attack Innocent WASPess
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Friday, June 25, 2010


The case for calling them nitwits
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Thursday, June 10, 2010


How does WW III start?
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010


Nuns aren't the only ones with guns: monks do it too
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010


Why Mideast peace won't happen
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Monday, April 12, 2010


When war veterans join MFA programs
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Friday, February 19, 2010


So those fake mustaches really do the job
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Tuesday, December 08, 2009


The war between hipsters and Hasids wages on...
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Friday, November 06, 2009


They hate us for our military massage parlors, among other things
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Saturday, October 31, 2009


Could Fat Jerry pull off something like this today?
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009


Might as well have called it "USS Revenge"
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Saturday, September 05, 2009


9th US Circuit Court of Appeals rules John Ashcroft can be sued
War • 2 Comments

Wednesday, September 02, 2009


No Child Left Behind ... in the States
War • 1 Comments

Tuesday, August 18, 2009


Mental stress training planned for soldiers
War • 0 Comments

Saturday, August 08, 2009


Blackwater head honcho accused of murder, crusading, and ... well he just sucks
Religion Sad Wretched War • 1 Comments

Thursday, July 16, 2009


We welcome our new robot overlords! As long as they don't eat us.
Creepy War • 0 Comments

Friday, June 26, 2009


In case you missed it, Kim Jong-Il has threatened to nuke us
War • 3 Comments

Thursday, June 25, 2009


Documents back Saudi link to extremists
Politics War World • 4 Comments

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


Map the Fallen interactive map of every fallen service member in Iraq and Afghanistan
War • 2 Comments

Friday, May 08, 2009


Ford goes for the patriotic/rebel approach to sell cars. Is this good or bad? (wmv download)+
Business Creepy Sad Video Wretched War • 0 Comments

Monday, May 04, 2009


How David Trumps Goliath: Strategic Innovation And The Importance of Effort over Ability
Fat-as-Fuck! Geeky Nerd History Sport War Wuv • 1 Comments

Wednesday, April 08, 2009


Spies penetrated U.S. electrical grid
War World • 5 Comments

Tuesday, March 31, 2009


Fat Jerry just got an idea for a Spring Break destination.
Foolhardy Wretched War • 0 Comments

Wednesday, March 18, 2009


Weaponized lasers become reality
Science War • 0 Comments

Tuesday, March 03, 2009


Blackwater is now Xe, pronounced like the letter “z”
Business War • 2 Comments

Tuesday, February 24, 2009


10 Tricks for Moms to Avoid Sex
Sex War • 6 Comments

Thursday, February 05, 2009


Etta James: not so happy with Beyonce, or Obama for that matter
Music War Whoops! • 0 Comments

Friday, January 23, 2009


Big hitch in Obama's plan to close Gitmo?
War Whoops! World • 2 Comments

Thursday, January 15, 2009


Why robots are evil
Robot War • 0 Comments

Tuesday, January 13, 2009


Demokkkracy YAY! +
Conspiranoia Crime Wretched War World • 0 Comments

Saturday, January 03, 2009


From the "Where are they now?" files: Lynndie England
War • 9 Comments

Tuesday, December 30, 2008


It's finally happened: I am f*cking speechless.
Politics Video Wretched War • 2 Comments

Monday, December 29, 2008


Israel: "War to the bitter end." In the name of democracy, natch.
Politics Wretched War • 0 Comments

Tuesday, December 23, 2008


Any music can drive you crazy if played over and over again. Wow, even "Desolation Row"?!
Music War • 4 Comments

Friday, December 19, 2008


No more Gitmo?
Crime Politics War • 0 Comments

Thursday, December 18, 2008


Mastermind of Rwandan genocide sentenced to life in prison.
Crime Wretched War World • 0 Comments

Just what kind of quagmire did we create in Iraq?
Conspiranoia Politics Wretched War • 2 Comments

Wednesday, December 10, 2008


But the real question is, does Christopher Hitchens think it's torture?
Music Wretched War • 6 Comments

Wednesday, December 03, 2008


Soldiers who have killed more likely to support the war
War • 0 Comments

Sunday, November 30, 2008


The Russians are Coding! The Russians are Coding!
Fluff Foolhardy Politics Science War World • 0 Comments

Wednesday, November 12, 2008


Photos of Hiroshima, 1945 +
History Pictures War • 0 Comments

Tuesday, November 11, 2008


The U.S. lost, er, um, misplaced, a nuclear weapon under the ice of Greenland
Conspiranoia Shocker! War Whoops! World • 0 Comments

Wednesday, October 29, 2008


"Your military is pack of wild dogs. Shame on those who support them"
Politics Wretched War Whoops! • 0 Comments

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