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Friday, November 30, 2007

Armed Forces Journal weighs in on the coming robot wars
Robot War • 1 Comments

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Once more with feeling: A**hole Hittites
Health History War • 1 Comments

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Wounded soldiers: military wants part of bonus back
Politics Wretched War • 2 Comments

Friday, November 16, 2007

"The war on Christmas isn't being waged by the heathenz"
Religion War • 1 Comments

Monday, November 12, 2007

Iraqi contractors taking their cues from gangsta rap, apparently
Politics Reaping-Grimly Sad Wretched War Whoops! • 0 Comments

Sunday, November 11, 2007

"I feared I'd end up dead in the woods like Dr Kelly"
Conspiranoia Politics Science War • 0 Comments

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Supplying Iraqis with jobs might be the key to stabilization: but how?
Business Life Politics War • 1 Comments

Monday, November 05, 2007

Noun + Verb + 9/11 + Iran = Democrats’ Defeat?
Politics War • 1 Comments

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Bomb Iran, Americans agree (do we even have any bombs left?)
Politics War • 5 Comments

Monday, October 29, 2007

Nuclear blast from the past at last earns a medal of honour
History Wretched War • 0 Comments

Holy f*ck, we're doomed!
Politics War • 2 Comments

Friday, October 19, 2007

Cats of War: “They’re cute, furry, and more dangerous than you think."
Cats War • 1 Comments

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Funny how the pro-war types show up at the recruiting station when it's closed...
Politics War • 4 Comments

Fingers in ears, la la la I can't hear you....
War • 0 Comments

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Who're the real hawks?
War • 0 Comments

Friday, October 12, 2007

War, Women & Yoga
Health Life War • 1 Comments

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Iraqi Disaster Pt. #2,145 - Turks ready for Kurd hunt
Katie-Couric Politics Sad War Whoops! • 0 Comments

Monday, October 08, 2007

Key Areas of the Holy City: gnfab.
Politics Religion War • 0 Comments

Sunday, October 07, 2007

The war on terror, it never ends and you never win
Play-Me! War • 5 Comments

Monday, October 01, 2007

Out-of-touch navy unsuccessfully attempts to recruit "coddled," "alien" MySpace crowd
Life War • 5 Comments

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Furries v. Klingons this Saturday, Midtown Bowl
Sport War • 2 Comments

Monday, September 24, 2007

Die Yuppie kickball
War • 0 Comments

Thursday, September 13, 2007

U.S. develops 14-ton super bomb, bigger than Russian vacuum bomb
War • 0 Comments

Monday, September 10, 2007

"The first new literary genre of the millennium: Islamic panic."
Books Conspiranoia History Politics Religion War • 0 Comments

Sunday, September 09, 2007

When they poured across the border +
Politics War • 1 Comments

Thursday, September 06, 2007

GWB plans next photo-op. (Vydayoh of some type)
Katie-Couric Politics Religion Wretched War Whoops! • 0 Comments

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Wonderful allies.
Sad War • 1 Comments

Friday, August 31, 2007

The veterans of Iraq
Pictures War • 3 Comments

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Iraqi refugees up sh!tcreek
Life War Whoops! • 0 Comments

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Ethical interrogation?
Conspiranoia Health Wretched War • 3 Comments

Thursday, August 16, 2007

"The number of suicides in 2006 marked the highest level since 1991." +
Reaping-Grimly Wretched War • 1 Comments

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

War with Iran looms...
Politics War • 1 Comments

Curley, the "Yoda of 9/11"
Conspiranoia Interwebs Politics War • 1 Comments

Sunday, August 12, 2007

How the "good war" in Afghanistan went bad
Politics War • 5 Comments

Friday, August 10, 2007

How do you say, "They did this in Top Gun" in Russian?
Politics War • 1 Comments

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

But it's really not a holy war...
Politics War • 1 Comments

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Pssst, wanna buy some guns? Go to Iraq.
Crime Foolhardy Life Wretched War • 6 Comments

Thursday, August 02, 2007

I for one welcome our new robot overlords
Robot War • 4 Comments

This year, leave Santa some stoli
War • 0 Comments

Monday, July 30, 2007

Chinese Navy to build two carriers with Russian help
Politics War • 0 Comments

Friday, July 27, 2007

Pat Tillman had three bullet wounds to the head
War • 0 Comments

Friday, July 20, 2007

"Always the old who lead us to the war; always the young who die."
Beasties History Politics War • 3 Comments

Thursday, July 19, 2007

War: a lot of balls
Reaping-Grimly Robot Science War • 0 Comments

Monday, July 16, 2007

Watch out for those lady drill sargeants. They'll give you a 1,000 push-ups, every time.
War • 0 Comments

Sunday, July 15, 2007

The Reaper
Reaping-Grimly Robot War • 2 Comments

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Why terrorism fails
Politics Science Wretched War • 0 Comments

Monday, July 02, 2007

"Crazy Joe" - just like the spinster uncle who touches you under the table at thanksgiving
Politics Sad War • 9 Comments

Saturday, June 30, 2007

What if everyone everywhere felt the same?
War • 0 Comments

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

TaliBOOM!
Conspiranoia Crime Politics Reaping-Grimly War • 13 Comments

Monday, June 25, 2007

Nothing says "safety" like a giant teddy bear
Beasties Robot War • 3 Comments

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Shit Hits Fan In Gaza: Pt. 941,959
Newsflash! War • 0 Comments

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Sacred site in Iraq destroyed: before and after photo
War • 2 Comments

We're number 96!
Lists War • 1 Comments

Monday, June 11, 2007

Powell: Close Guantanamo Now
Newsflash! Politics War • 1 Comments

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Clowns without Borders: because what you need in warzones is a creepy dude in a clown outfit
Art Life War • 9 Comments

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Army in retreat over 'stop loss'
War • 3 Comments

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Cindy Sheehan resigns
Politics War • 3 Comments

Monday, May 28, 2007

U.S. and Iran conference about Iraq security, while Iraq begins exporting terrorists (see comments)
Politics War • 0 Comments

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Iraq war strains an aging air fleet
War • 0 Comments

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Dr. Laura's soldier son busted for creepy mySpace page?
Conspiranoia Creepy Gossip Politics War • 2 Comments

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Jimmy Carter: Bush Presidency "Worst in history"
Newsflash! Politics War • 2 Comments

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Bush picks new Commander-in-Chief (there's a sucker born every minute)
Politics War • 0 Comments

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Save the robots
Robot War • 2 Comments

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