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Tuesday, January 27, 2009


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Thursday, January 15, 2009


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Tuesday, December 30, 2008


Yellowstone is shaking, Is the big one coming?
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Tuesday, December 23, 2008


Maryland motorists (not Spazmo) being helicoptered from icy rapids after water main break
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Tuesday, December 09, 2008


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Thursday, November 27, 2008


Are you thankful that Big Brother has been looking over our shoulders?
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Friday, November 07, 2008


America, meet your new President Elect.
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Monday, October 20, 2008


Dump off your teenagers now, before it is too late
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008


The Dow drops more than 700 points for the second time ever, Wall Street ralphs on itsel
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Saturday, October 11, 2008


Heartless Palin kills my greatest love
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Monday, September 29, 2008


Bailout 2.0?
Green Money Newsflash! Politics • 0 Comments

Wednesday, September 24, 2008


McCain suspending campaign activity to focus on "financial crisis."
Conspiranoia Obama-rama! Newsflash! Politics Sir-Edward • 7 Comments

Tuesday, September 16, 2008


Breaking News: John McCain invented the Blackberry
Newsflash! • 1 Comments

Monday, September 15, 2008


Petfood Recall 2.0
Beasties Business Newsflash! • 0 Comments

Saturday, September 13, 2008


Ike hits Galveston
Newsflash! • 6 Comments

Monday, September 01, 2008


Google launching its own browser: Chrome
Interwebs Newsflash! • 21 Comments

Saturday, August 30, 2008


Gustav swells to dangerous Category 5 hurricane
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Friday, August 29, 2008


Listen up!: new earwax guidelines released today!
Health Newsflash! • 0 Comments

Wednesday, August 20, 2008


Many feared dead in Madrid runway accident
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Thursday, August 14, 2008


September is almost upon us. You know what this means... +
ANTM Newsflash! • 14 Comments

Wednesday, August 13, 2008


Clinton-friend Arkansas Democratic Party chairman shot by anonymous gunman
Newsflash! Politics • 6 Comments

Tuesday, August 05, 2008


John Gotti Jr. arrested on federal conspiracy charges
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Friday, August 01, 2008


Republicans are arguing on the floor of the House of Representatives with the lights off
Newsflash! • 11 Comments

Tuesday, July 29, 2008


LA feeling shaky thanks to 5.4 earthquake
Newsflash! • 1 Comments

Sunday, July 27, 2008


Gunman shoots 7 at Unitarian church
Newsflash! • 8 Comments

Is Iran becoming the new Texas?
Newsflash! Pictures Sad • 5 Comments

Tuesday, July 01, 2008


Research by legendary rock band finds Americans most inquisitive risk takers. Kudos people.
Newsflash! • 3 Comments

Friday, June 13, 2008


R.I.P. Tim Russert of Meet the Press
Newsflash! Reaping-Grimly • 1 Comments

Friday, May 30, 2008


Upper East Side NYC crane collapse
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Saturday, May 17, 2008


Heartthrob experiencing heart failure?
Newsflash! Politics • 0 Comments

Monday, May 12, 2008


10,000 dead in China quake
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