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Monday, May 12, 2008


10,000 dead in China quake
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Sunday, April 27, 2008


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Tuesday, March 04, 2008


McCain wins GOP nomination
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008


Nation without Starbucks. Briefly. Didja notice?
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Sunday, February 17, 2008


Kosovo declares independence
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Thursday, February 14, 2008


17 shot, gunmen dead at Northern Illinois University
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Saturday, February 02, 2008


What's really killing the newspaper industry+
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Friday, January 25, 2008


Monte Carlo casino in flames
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Monday, January 14, 2008


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Thursday, December 20, 2007


Jack Thompson's GTA wrongful death case tossed out
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007


Time Magazine calls Putin "person of the year"
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Fire somewhere by White House, Bush caught smoking
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Friday, December 07, 2007


Window washers fall 40 stories after scaffolding collapses
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007


After teaching us all the correct pronunciation of pho-to-GEEE-nic, Twigs sez, "I'm out!" +
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007


Someone's gonna get in trouble.
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Thursday, November 15, 2007


SF smacks NY all over the face once again... +
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Sunday, November 11, 2007


Police raid Amy Wine's House. And yeah, that's the best headline I can do this morning.
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Tuesday, October 23, 2007


Whats happening everywhere in the world. Updated every 6 minutes. +
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Wednesday, September 19, 2007


Rather sues CBS
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Senate fails to restore habeas corpus
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007


Phil Spector jury hung
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Friday, September 14, 2007


Northwest passage reopens, polar bears shake their heads and sigh
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Tuesday, September 04, 2007


Adventurer Steve Fossett went too far this time, or not far enough, or something
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Sunday, September 02, 2007


Shaolin Monks v. The Internets (also Ninja)
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Monday, August 27, 2007


Alberto Gonzales soon to spend more time with family (and Karl Rove)
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Monday, August 20, 2007


Pete Doherty arrested in East London. Heavens! What is the world coming to?
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Saturday, August 18, 2007


Tony Snow is out.
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Friday, August 17, 2007


Three killed in mine rescue; six injured
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Thursday, August 16, 2007


Jose Padilla convicted on all counts
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Monday, August 13, 2007


Karl Rove leaving the White House to 'spend more time with his family'
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Monday, July 30, 2007


FBI raids home of Sen. Ted Stevens
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Condi: Fighting for Peace isn't like Fucking for Virginity, honest injun.
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The Party is Over for Paris and Grandpa is selling to Blackstone
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Saturday, July 21, 2007


Presidental asshole A-OK, President still total asshole, not so OK.
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Thursday, July 19, 2007


Listen to Pandora? KEXP? NPR radio streams? Save Net Radio!
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Monday, June 18, 2007


Police smash global web paedophile ring
Creepy Crime Newsflash! Sex • 2 Comments

Thursday, June 14, 2007


Shit Hits Fan In Gaza: Pt. 941,959
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Monday, June 11, 2007


Atlantica Über Alles
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Powell: Close Guantanamo Now
Newsflash! Politics War • 1 Comments

Sunday, June 10, 2007


6 dead, 1 injured in Wisconsin shooting
Newsflash! Reaping-Grimly Wretched • 0 Comments

Tuesday, June 05, 2007


WY GOP Sen. Craig Thomas dies of leukemia - Dem. Governor must choose GOP interim Senator.
Newsflash! Politics Reaping-Grimly • 4 Comments

Saturday, June 02, 2007


Three arrested in terror plot at JFK
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Thursday, May 31, 2007


TB patient quarantined after taking his seventh flight: first quarantine since 1963
Health Newsflash! • 0 Comments

Tuesday, May 22, 2007


From the "Things we never thought we'd live to see but are happy about" file
Business Green Newsflash! TV • 0 Comments

Saturday, May 19, 2007


Jimmy Carter: Bush Presidency "Worst in history"
Newsflash! Politics War • 2 Comments

Thursday, May 17, 2007


Here's to hoping BishopX isn't affected
Newsflash! • 3 Comments

Monday, May 14, 2007


Gonzo's Deputy decides to spend more time with his family
Newsflash! Politics Wretched • 0 Comments

Thursday, May 10, 2007


They could give Haliburton lessons
Beasties Business Crime Newsflash! Update • 0 Comments

Tony Blair resigns
Newsflash! Politics • 1 Comments

Tuesday, May 08, 2007


Foiled: Yugoslavs' attempt to attack Fort Dix
Newsflash! • 5 Comments

Tuesday, May 01, 2007


Top Bush Abstinence honcho busted for cavorting w/prostitutes
Newsflash! Politics • 0 Comments

Sunday, April 29, 2007


Multiple targets at Kansas Target
Newsflash! Reaping-Grimly • 0 Comments

Friday, April 27, 2007


Tenet turns on White House
Newsflash! Politics • 2 Comments

Friday, April 20, 2007


Gunman opens fire at NASA
Newsflash! • 1 Comments

Tuesday, April 17, 2007


Pulitzer Prizes announced
Newsflash! • 5 Comments

Monday, April 16, 2007


Gunmen on the loose at Virginia Tech
Newsflash! • 5 Comments

Thursday, April 12, 2007


Like a bridge over troubled waters I shall BOOM!!!
Crime Newsflash! Reaping-Grimly Wretched • 0 Comments

Saturday, March 17, 2007


She blinded me with science
Fat-Jerry Newsflash! Pictures Science TV Update Video • 3 Comments

Monday, March 12, 2007


Haliburton plans to move HQ to Dubai
Business Newsflash! Politics • 3 Comments

Walter Reed general resigns
Newsflash! Politics • 0 Comments

This is my rectum, I mean, return flight.
Newsflash! • 1 Comments

Saturday, February 24, 2007


God smites Iowa
Life Newsflash! • 11 Comments

Friday, February 16, 2007


House of Reps says, "Bad Bush! Bad!" (followed by a smack with a rolled-up NY Times)
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