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Monday, January 02, 2012

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Friday, December 23, 2011

The land of no-smiles
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Saturday, December 17, 2011

The U.N. Secretary General moonlights as a stand-up comic, unsuccessfully
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Friday, November 25, 2011

From Russia with love
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Monday, October 24, 2011

Libya moves from eccentric but secular leader to eccentric Sharia Law loving leader
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Sunday, October 23, 2011

In Japan, girls get their teeth UN-straightened
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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

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Saturday, October 01, 2011

English school kids forced to smoke pot, not tobacco...
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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

if {system="Playstation 3" && condition @="Jailbroken"} do goto jail
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Sunday, September 11, 2011

The euro crisis in lego
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Sunday, September 04, 2011

So, what should the rest of the World do?
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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

UK has cool, cool summer
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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Living the good life, as a Russian white collar prisoner
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Thursday, August 25, 2011

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Some nations have an expiration date
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Monday, August 22, 2011

Playing asteroids with the Chinese
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Thursday, August 18, 2011

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Sunday, August 07, 2011

Don't recall seeing any of these around here…
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Thursday, August 04, 2011

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Wednesday, August 03, 2011

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Sunday, July 31, 2011

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"Hama getting out of here!"
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Thursday, July 28, 2011

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Thursday, July 07, 2011

"Screws of the World" to close on Sunday! [Video]
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Sunday, June 26, 2011

Why the Private sector is so great and the Public sector is so shite
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Saturday, June 25, 2011

"…due to spiralling maintenance costs and a kid losing its arm…"
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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Attention Lost Tribes: try to get a spokesman who'll talk with a shirt on
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Imperial history of the middle east -- a videographic timeline
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Meet Putin's new personal photographer (and check out her, er, portfolio)
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Monday, June 20, 2011

As always, they gotta blame the blacks
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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Afghans go crazy for "39"!
Sex Travel World Wuv • 0 Comments

"Waiter, this steak tastes like shit!" "Thank you sir."
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Thursday, June 16, 2011

US vows to "Capture and Kill" new al Queda leader - great to see we are on the path to peace already
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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Qaddafi: high much?
Booze/Pills/Candy World • 0 Comments

Thursday, June 09, 2011

"I'm too sexist for my passport, too sexist for my passport…"
Creepy Life World • 2 Comments

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Who REALLY wrote the "Little Red Book"?
Books History World • 0 Comments

Y'all Krauts juss love ya some good ole Bobby E. Lee
History War World • 0 Comments

Saturday, June 04, 2011

North Korea, second happiest nation!
World • 1 Comments

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Two words, Naipaul: Flannery O'Connor [will kick your less-talented ass]
Books Katie-Couric World • 1 Comments

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Racist, ridiculous, tactless and Regent
Beasties Foolhardy History Life Lists Sad World • 0 Comments

Russia still up in smoke...
Booze/Pills/Candy Health Life World • 1 Comments

Nepal census recognizes ladyboys (an I suppose gentgirls) as third gender. Read comments for batshit
Fat-as-Fuck! History Katie-Couric Life Politics Sex World • 0 Comments

Japanese elder engineers volunteer to assist with nuclear clean-up. Pretty amazing gesture.
Fat-as-Fuck! History Life Newsflash! Sad Work World • 2 Comments

Paranoia, mis-information, and stupidy hit Germany: sadly, we all suffer as a result
Beasties Foolhardy Sad Science Wretched Whoops! World • 2 Comments

Monday, May 30, 2011

Saint Putin?!?
Creepy Religion World • 0 Comments

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Kim Jong-Il needs olive oil
Eat-Me! World • 0 Comments

Afganistan war continues, but only by 11 votes
Politics Sad War World • 3 Comments

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Introducing the Yahoo boys: a story of Nigerian scammers
Business Crime Interwebs Life World • 0 Comments

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

"Easily take two sacks of potatoes" -- Top Gear, Ruski Style
Business Life Review World • 2 Comments

Sunday, May 08, 2011

Europe's most pious nation is... Russia!
Life Religion World • 0 Comments

Saturday, May 07, 2011

The guy who live tweeted the Bin Laden raid answers questions
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Thursday, May 05, 2011

The happiness index: I don't care if I make more or less, as long as you make more or less with me
Life Money World • 0 Comments

Monday, May 02, 2011

Dude looking to escape terrorism/violence unwittingly live-tweets raid of compound next door
Interwebs War World • 0 Comments

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

More pictures of Chernobyl
Pictures World • 0 Comments

What doesn't lead a Frenchman to riot?
Booze/Pills/Candy Politics World • 1 Comments

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Need a vacation? How about North Korea!
Travel World • 0 Comments

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Languages, ranked by difficulty
Skool Life World • 0 Comments

Thursday, April 14, 2011

What not to wear
Rags World • 0 Comments

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Stick this in your tailpipe and blow it out your....
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