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Should abortion be legal up 'till sixteen?
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Monday, August 29, 2011

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Saturday, August 27, 2011

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Wednesday, July 06, 2011

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Sunday, June 26, 2011

Who is killing the wireless internet? Android (and somewhat iPhone), who isn't? RIM.
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Saturday, June 18, 2011

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Monday, June 13, 2011

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Saturday, June 04, 2011

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Friday, June 03, 2011

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Wednesday, June 01, 2011

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Monday, May 16, 2011

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Sunday, May 08, 2011

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Friday, April 22, 2011

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Saturday, April 16, 2011

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Wednesday, April 06, 2011

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Greenpeace: "We're scare-mongering idiots who have no clue what we're talking about!" part MCXXII
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Tuesday, April 05, 2011

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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

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Sunday, March 06, 2011

Burn Internet Explorer 6, Burn!
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20 lies with Governor Walker
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Friday, March 04, 2011

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Saturday, February 26, 2011

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How Sassy (should have) changed my life
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Friday, February 25, 2011

Acid baths take longer than previously reported
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And keeping with the corpse stuff: the ultimate memory test! +
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Friday, February 11, 2011

30 seconds of your life that you'll never get back…
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GOP's gone wild! Part 1 - Brewer
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Friday, January 28, 2011

Why choose between a baby or an abortion to go with your breakdown? Have both!
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Friday, January 14, 2011

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Monday, November 29, 2010

Millimetres Matter
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Monday, November 15, 2010

Dutch machine lays cobblestone road
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Friday, November 05, 2010

In case you had any doubt that the U.S. is doomed: Flair Hair
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Thursday, October 21, 2010

Forget fossil fuels, worry about supplies of rare earths
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Friday, September 17, 2010

Just in case ...
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Tuesday, July 06, 2010

The taboo of praising BP
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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Cake Wrecks
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010

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Marilyn Manson has swine flu +
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Thanks for the pretty space urine, astronauts!
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Friday, May 22, 2009

Arguments for reproduction legislation
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

What is it with fascists and a lack of bollock?
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

In communist China bus ride you
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Cosmonaut flushed with anger, International Space Station relations in the crapper
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"Kill'em and make the poor eat'em"
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