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Friday, December 02, 2011

Insanely old school, 1983 Apple gift catalog
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Thursday, December 01, 2011

Volt shocker
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Got a nasty little homunculus parasite crawling around in you? Siri won't help you flush it out
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Friday, November 25, 2011

Caller ID is lying to you
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Thursday, November 24, 2011

The frozen finger of death.
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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

What happens when you get so successful you become a target?
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Sunday, November 13, 2011

Flash finally flushed from fones
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Saturday, November 12, 2011

Careful with those tweets Eugene! or Birgitta! or Anyone!
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Call of Looty
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Thursday, November 10, 2011

Democrats kick the ISPs (& GOP) right where it hurts
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Saturday, November 05, 2011

GTA V Trailer (YouTube video direct link)
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Thursday, October 27, 2011

In another turn-around, H-P (how they spell it not m-e) will keep selling P-C's
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Just in case I wasn't being geeky enough: Apple Open Sources ALAC, FLAC FOAD's
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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Artificial Intelligence pioneer and creator of LISP dies
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Monday, October 10, 2011

Blackberry goes from Crackberry to Crashberry as RIM can do nothing right
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

if {system="Playstation 3" && condition @="Jailbroken"} do goto jail
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Clients from Hell
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Monday, August 22, 2011

Playing asteroids with the Chinese
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Get your HP TouchPad now only $99.99!
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The power of the flash-mob: is any HoHo safe?
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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

The perfect Valentine's gift for the teen* you want to impress. (C@W)
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Tuesday, August 09, 2011

20 Totally Tubular Belles Tweak Tubular Bells.
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Sunday, August 07, 2011

Is that two dicks in your pants, or are you just having some fresh mutations in your DNA?
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"Mommy, what's a PodCast?"
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Is that anti-matter under your belt, or are you just glad to see me?
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Friday, August 05, 2011

Google’s first self-driving car crash
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Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Internet Explorer users may still be dumb as dirt, we just don't know for sure
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Guy spends too much time playing with cars and trains -- get "Cities in Motion" and save yourself+
Art Geeky Nerd Interactive Video • 1 Comments

Happy Birthday WiFi!
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Sunday, July 31, 2011

Gamers: the life you save may be your own if you stop for a moment and have a wank.
Geeky Nerd Reaping-Grimly Shocker! Video • 0 Comments

Hate funerals but love Facetime? Combine both!
Creepy Geeky Nerd Interactive Interwebs Life Reaping-Grimly • 2 Comments

Microsoft applies new concept of "Open"…
Business Conspiranoia Geeky Nerd Life Sad Shocker! Wretched • 0 Comments

AT&T seeks to throttle users, which is quite a turnaround on what's usually going on
Business Buy-Me! Conspiranoia Foolhardy Geeky Nerd Money • 2 Comments

Moto goes uh-oh on Android
Business Geeky Nerd Wretched • 0 Comments

Are Internet Explorer users dumb? Is that even a question?
Business Chunky-Flow Geeky Nerd Sad • 2 Comments

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Nintendo 3DS takes a price hit: was $250, now $170. Hope no-one bought one last week…
Geeky Nerd Interwebs Money • 2 Comments

Google + < - ?
Geeky Nerd Interwebs Life • 0 Comments

Thursday, July 21, 2011

So it ends: last shuttle touches down
Geeky Nerd History Life • 2 Comments

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Yesterday was not a good day to be Anon.
Conspiranoia Crime Geeky Nerd • 0 Comments

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Bored with shooting terrorists? Try beating some proddies in the balls instead
Chunky-Flow Geeky Nerd Life Religion Sport Video • 2 Comments

Thursday, July 07, 2011

I now will only watch Independent Movies & listen to Indy Music
Business Conspiranoia Geeky Nerd Interwebs • 0 Comments

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Are they watching when we are watching what they made for us to watch?
Business Cinema Crime Geeky Nerd • 1 Comments

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Working on a website? Need some photography?
Cats Geeky Nerd Interwebs Katie-Couric • 4 Comments

Monday, June 27, 2011

Do you want to become a Cop Watcher?
Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Crime Geeky Nerd • 0 Comments

OOOOOO! Now here is an idea.
Business Geeky Nerd Interwebs Money • 1 Comments

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Who is killing the wireless internet? Android (and somewhat iPhone), who isn't? RIM.
Business Chunky-Flow Geeky Nerd Interactive Interwebs Life • 4 Comments

LulzSec claims to have quit their activities, but then they would, wouldn't they?
Conspiranoia Crime Geeky Nerd Interwebs Update • 0 Comments

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Who the phyuck needs physics anyway?
Skool Fluff Geeky Nerd Life Money Sad Science • 1 Comments

Monday, June 20, 2011

As always, they gotta blame the blacks
Eat-Me! Geeky Nerd History Science World • 0 Comments

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Say it ain't so, Sid...
Geeky Nerd History Interactive Interwebs Sad Science Shocker! • 0 Comments

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Microsoft's takeover of Skype approved by asleep at wheel FTC
Business Geeky Nerd Life Politics • 3 Comments

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Google ChromeBook available today! Is it any good? [Video with ads, sry]
Geeky Nerd • 0 Comments

How to make an airplane flight even more terifying… [YouTube]
Geeky Nerd Jerry-Up Reaping-Grimly Science Travel • 3 Comments

Friday, June 10, 2011

New Wii U looks . . . confusing
Geeky Nerd • 0 Comments

Saturday, June 04, 2011

Google to kill support for old browsers, totally unrelated to having one of their own
Geeky Nerd Interwebs Life Science • 0 Comments

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

The end is over for Endeavor
Fat-as-Fuck! Geeky Nerd History Life Sad Science • 0 Comments

Friday, May 27, 2011

The case against the em dash… seriously?
Books Geeky Nerd Katie-Couric Politics • 2 Comments

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Excell
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Unsocial 'Social' Games
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Balls
Geeky Nerd Science • 1 Comments

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

and while you are feeling flush, grab me one of these…
Buy-Me! Fat-as-Fuck! Geeky Nerd Music Wuv • 1 Comments

Monday, May 16, 2011

The next 10 EU companies MS could buy and destroy, plus record to date
Business Chunky-Flow Foolhardy Geeky Nerd Interwebs Lists Money Wretched • 0 Comments

"Endeavor" ends era…
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