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Balls
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

and while you are feeling flush, grab me one of these…
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Monday, May 16, 2011

The next 10 EU companies MS could buy and destroy, plus record to date
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"Endeavor" ends era…
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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Sony's Playstation Network crawls from the wreckage
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Thursday, May 12, 2011

Facebook dislikes Google… don't we all?
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Geek memoir: Psygnosis, Playstation and Sony Computer Entertainment of America of Europe
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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Android software increases 400% in six months, sadly not in the right tract
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Chromebook arrives in June: now you don't have to spend big bucks on hardware+
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You've got Crabs (Nebulae)
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Skype Soon Suckier!
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Saturday, April 23, 2011

God found! Not playing skee-ball…
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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Russia wants to retain their wins in the space race (and kudos to 'em)
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Got clutter on your Mac desktop? This may well help! +
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Monday, April 11, 2011

Adobe wants your money! Part god-alone-knows…
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Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Greenpeace: "We're scare-mongering idiots who have no clue what we're talking about!" part MCXXII
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Gadhafi to Obama: Quit it or I'll tell my Mom
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Climate change solution to be taken with a pinch of salt
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Sunday, April 03, 2011

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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Dads on vacation
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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

"Our Appstore can chin your App Store" -- Amazon opens with over 2,000 applications!
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Monday, March 21, 2011

Phone calls: so 1986
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Sunday, March 20, 2011

AT&T will buy every firstborn ever… "Making your choice easier by making sure you don't have one!"
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Going so Zune?
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Newsflush: Flash continues to suck the security ass. New bug, but hardly new news
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Sunday, March 13, 2011

Because sometimes size does matter?
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Sunday, March 06, 2011

Burn Internet Explorer 6, Burn!
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Monday, February 28, 2011

"You've Not Got Mail!"
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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Well, now my current Mac sucks the ass too...
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Monday, February 21, 2011

You think your Mac sucks monkey balls? Check out these stinkers!
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"Celebrate our Military Day" part two
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Sunday, February 20, 2011

"He was also working on inventing a new color…"
Art Beasties Geeky Nerd • 1 Comments

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Sadly, an iPad won't help you get iLaid
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Friday, February 11, 2011

Oh deep joy: Microsoft's Internet Explorer v9 goes final +
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Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Damn you autocorrect!
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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Computer competes at Jeopardy
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Friday, January 14, 2011

Wikipedia, like Mars, needs women!
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Ubergeek: byork with your fonts
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Bring your BeBox to work day!
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

CD Ya!
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Friday, December 24, 2010

Take your iPad to the House (but please, no porn) +
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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Never lose your iPod Nano again. Very cool product.
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Ham boning robot. This is how we will all die. [You Tube]
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Coming soon: Cubopedia!
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Monday, December 06, 2010

Next years top tech might just come from Africa.
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Saturday, December 04, 2010

Droid blows guy away!
Geeky Nerd • 1 Comments

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

SCOTUS boss battle is under way
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Thursday, October 28, 2010

The future of newspapers circa 1981
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Friday, October 22, 2010

Moontranauts may not have to drink own pee after all...
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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Q. Can you ride an electric tricycle and still be *Mad Max*?
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Friday, October 01, 2010

Shocking news: todays gamers too dumb for old games... +
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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

What if someone rubbed out half your bits? Modern computer games reimagined for yesteryear.
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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Printing is going 3D (and I don't mean that you'll need goggles)
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Rumors of a Verizon iPhone get louder
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Monday, August 09, 2010

Get ready for The Singularity
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Monday, July 19, 2010

How to spend your sunday, geek boy!
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Some fancy html5 tricks with Chrome
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Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Best Buy has no sense of humor.
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Friday, June 11, 2010

My Monopoly games never went like this
Geeky Nerd • 3 Comments

Saturday, June 05, 2010

"Well we know where we're (not) going, and we don't know where we've been."
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010

The search world is flat
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