Storefront seen in New York while driving by in a cab heading to the Apollo Theater: “Ass Art”

Asses are the new penises of the art world. Shlongs are out. It’s all about portraying the ass.

It’s equal opportunity!

I often get a chuckle from some of the wordings/spellings on the windows of new opened Chinese restaurants. Although I do not have photographic proof, some of the ones I remember are:

No added cholesterol!

Pure food.

Nice seat!

You have egg roll.

There are many more that I have seen, most are gone after a day or two.

Beauty shops try harder than anyone with the labored puns. We have The Mane Event, Shear Style, the Hair After, and there’s a nail salon near me called Nail Diamond.

I pass this shop on my way home from work, and for the life of me can’t figure out where they were heading with this.

That’s freaking hilarious, Balderdash. Why is Harass a good thing? And as Lady P just mentioned to me, hair and ass shouldn’t go together.