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Saturday, January 06, 2007 posted by gloveshot in Creepy Fluff ROTM

"I never thought I’d be giving an orang-utan a hand job every morning,” he said somewhat ruefully.

Original title: A job for those who are unhappy in their present position

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Posted by Waterhouse
01/06 09:25 AM

Next the tiger enclosure, the big cats were sprawled lazily on the grass verge, in a somewhat half-hearted manner as he put on a fresh set of gloves and entered the enclosure. “Here, kitty, kitty,kitty...”
Moments later, he emerged with several tupperware full of viscous fluid.
“Isn’t it dangerous?” we asked.
Mr. Binatang was silent for a while.
“They know I’m not there as an enemy,” he finally said, a glazed, faraway look in his eyes.

Cue romantic violin music.



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Posted by *hydrated®
01/06 09:28 AM

Just keep telling yourself…

"I’m doing this for science!"


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Posted by Waterhouse
01/06 09:33 AM

Mr. Binatang, 25, told us that he’d just graduated from Singapore Polytechnic with a diploma in life sciences.

I love the fact he needed a college degree to do this.



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Posted by Waterhouse
01/06 09:34 AM

"I’m doing this for science!"

Talk about taking one for the team.



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