Tim Burton is a major threat to all that is God, America, and Apple Pie. Have you ever seen any of his movies? He is rotting the brains of our children. He must be an al-Queeda plant! Only a Muslim sympathizer would allow such a terrible person in to one of our government shrines.

And Johnny Depp, he is a pirate! In an era where online piracy is destroying a 100 million American jobs, Obama lets a pirate into the White House! This man is why we need PIPA and SOPA.