I can’t lie.  I wanna hit it:

In the face.  With a sack of bricks.

JFP’s first gay porn shoot was taking longer than he expected

OK, I have to admit, I have no idea who this guy is. Does he run a dating advice show or something? He seems really awful.

I have no idea who this guy is.

He’s your competition, boy!

He looks like he’d be as likely to rape me as go for Lady P. Or maybe he’d do both. Probably both. Yuck.

For reals, we first discovered Mr. Page as the Douchiest Douche in Douchistan last fall. 

It’s sort of been a running joke since then.

Re: comment #2—this is a known problem related to having one’s fudge packed just a little more the disposal system allows for. In this case, I’m guessing he could be a bit-player in Bad Santa II.

So last night, I watch the Dr. Phil interview. I changed my views from “He’s a jerk” to “He’s a pathetic and troubled man.” Lady P then recounted all his assholish comments, we looked at his site and I finished watching the Dr. Phil interview.

Now I’m at “He’s the world’s biggest asshole.”

And he’s not a PhD.

And in my opinion anyone who runs around calling themselves a Doctor when they’re not is a self center egotistical a$$hole.

Dr. Phil needs to be punched in the face repeatedly. God, I hate him.