whereas no foods are distinct for white people, unless you count diet coke.

Worst tasting liquid shit in a can. That is only my opinion, but apparently, if you market something hard enough, people will drink liquid shit out of a can (or bottle, or fountain cup).

Diet Coke: so refreshing! I could write countless little odes to how much I love it. Completely addictive.

Wow, as a reformed atheist proddy, I hit both ends of the scale! Woot for me!