Queen Elizabeth keeps showing up? WTF? What has she ever done? Sat on her pimply arse and suck the public teat for all it’s worth? She has zero value beyond being maybe a tourist attraction. EuroDisney offers more of worth.

(And don’t get me started on Thatcher: voted “Person we’d most like to see die in a gruesome, painful, and prolonged fashion” in the UK for almost 20 years now.)

I truly admire this American, but I’m a dirty old man.