Prediction: Sheena’s makeover will involve having her fake ‘tas removed.

And apparently, Fatima from cycle 10 was recently on Tyra’s show, along with some other victims of FGM, and at the end of the show Saint Horse Hair Weave offered them all free corrective surgery. 

So I bet you anything that Isis will get a free surgery offer on another Very Special Episode of the Tyra Banks Show.

Prediction: Sheena’s makeover will involve having her fake ‘tas removed.

You are genius! I hadn’t thought of that, but you are so right!

Okay. So here’s my rundown: I have mixed feelings about our little Hannah. I didn’t like how she pushed Isis, and she’s annoyingly naive ("I can’t believe they’re not being nice” or whatever the bullshit she said), but it did seem a little quick to pull the race card. And, frankly, I don’t like anybody in my personal space. Except Bob Dole. And Spazmo, sometimes.

I was glad Nytesha or whatever her name was got sent home, because her hair reminded me of last year’s Tootie. Plus I hated that hand thing she did.

I missed last night, but I have it on TIVO. BTW, did you know that Kim from a few cycles back is a VJ on MTV now? Well not on the real MTV, but one of the new MTV channels.

did you know that Kim from a few cycles back is a VJ on MTV now?

Yeah, and she looks super girlie, which is funny considering how she was all “I’m so butch” on the show.

but it did seem a little quick to pull the race card.

If someone I barely knew was all up in my face I would’ve shoved them away too, regardless of what they do or don’t have dangling in their dirty places.  but her response was stupid, “I’m a typical white girl.” wtf does being white have to do with it?  Just tell them that you don’t like people being all up in your face.

Yeah, her response was very stupid. But while saying “i’m just the typical white girl” strikes me as an idiotic statement, it doesn’t follow that she hates other races. Maybe that she needs a little edumacation, but not that she’s a klanswoman or anything.

So I bet you anything that Isis will get a free surgery offer on another Very Special Episode of the Tyra Banks Show.

I wonder if anyone who has had their junk lopped off got it taxidermied (taxidermed? Is there even a verb form?).  Probably not legal somehow although it is your junk and you could have one of those rogue taxidemists (who make jackalopes and such) make a creature of it.

From what I understand, by the time you undergo surgery you’ve been taking hormones for at least a couple of years, so there’s really not much “junk” left to work with.  Besides, a lot of that tissue gets turned inside out to make the hooha.

Speaking of junk, a few days ago I saw this program about two men who had undergone sex reassignment surgery and lived as women, and then they changed their mind and decided to go back to being men.

I mean, damn, I cut my hair and I’ve been regretting taking that extra half-inch off.  Imagine the kind of regret you feel once you realize that you do, in fact, want teh danglies betwixt your legs…

taxidermed? Is there even a verb form?

“Stuffed and mounted”

I thought this was a thread about the Wizard of Oz, started by a bad speller. Rats.

ANTM - get it?

I crack myself up.

I wonder if anyone who has had their junk lopped off got it taxidermied (taxidermed? Is there even a verb form?).  Probably not legal somehow although it is your junk and you could have one of those rogue taxidemists (who make jackalopes and such) make a creature of it.

When did you turn into gloveshot?

When did you turn into gloveshot?

Many aspire, but nobody can duplicate the original.