Oh Esme, your teeny little toe is more fierce than a million whitneys.  And I bet if you could talk, you wouldn’t sound like a sorostitute.

I’m also willing to bet that Esme’s walk is way better than Twitney’s jiggle.

(That IS Esme, right?)

Oh that’s Esme, all right. Esme goes to the vet on Saturday. On Sunday she’s accompanying me on vacation.

aw, you take your kitty on vacay!  Eddie and Smelloise don’t get to go anywhere, b/c the Weez is a terrible traveler.

So...any thoughts on last night’s show?  It was so obvious that Twitney was going to win.  Good news for Anya, though, who actually has a chance at a modeling career. 

Also, Fatima’s cover girl pic was easily the best.

I wanted Fatima to win, but once she got the boot, I knew Twitney had it, and there was no point in watching. I ff’d to the end to see Twitney fuck up all her poses with the rest of the crew.