I’d just like to say that that picture of Natasha is possibly one of my favorite pictures from ANTM ever.

I hope Renee wins for the sole purpose of finally buying some new rags and chucking that hideous top that’s been violating my aesthetic sensibilities and my eyeballs the whole season.

I’m voting for Renee simply because the other 2 make my spleen hurt.

Although I still think it would be awesome if Jaslene won and admitted that he was a pre-op tranny.

Rene looks more like a model than Nat, but I think I’ll vote for Nat anyway. No logic I know, but whatever.

Jasleen doesn’t look human—so she’ll win.

Jasleen doesn’t look human—so she’ll win.

Well done, you’ve officially learned how this show works.  (Dimmer, have you ever actually watched ANTM?  B/c if you’ve come to that conclusion without ever having seen the show, that’s even funnier.)

While my cat’s breath totally smells like cat food (and cat ass), I’m going with Renee.  Natasha would be perfect—the mother angle, the immigrant angle, the so-much-improvement angle—except you can’t understand a damn word she’s saying.

Renee looks old, but Jaslene looks like Renee’s grandmother.  Plus they’ve done the whole redemptive arc with Renee—the whole season has been about her, basically, when it’s not been about Natasha—while Jaslene hasn’t really been developed beyond that whole cha-cha diva stereotype.

Forgive my ignorance, but, isn’t making cha-cha references akin to calling a black contestant Sambo?  It seems like a racial slur.

I’m going with Jaslene, because I hate him so he’ll win. But I hope it’s Natasha. I’d be okay with Renee winning.

Well… two of us agree…

Man, could they make any more excuses for Natasha’s crappy ass commercial?

Aw, poor Renee.  Her old ass is screwed.

Wait, I just saw her top, and all symps are gone.  2001 wants its skank wear back.

Jaslene IS going to win. Crap. Crappity crap crap.

I dread next season’s commercials.

Fuck, I was right.

TRANNY.

Aw man.  I was totally rooting for Radiation Sickness. 

Rememner Claudia from JDMA?  I bet she’s all pissed that ANTM has discarded their no tranny rule.

Merely the latest in an unbroken string of winners I wouldn’t wanna fuck.  (-well, Naima...)

have you ever actually watched ANTM
I hate to say it MD, but no. BitTorrent seems sadly lacking in ANTM episodes—I was going to track down the one where my favourite got kicked off (as you’d recommded it’s high drama), but so far no luck.

(That may be a bad misuse of the concept of luck.)

I haven’t had a chance to watch it yet, did he pull out his cock and wave it in Tyra’s face?

If you go to ANTM’s homepage, then you can watch every episode online. Maybe not the most recent, but a lot of them.

No cock waving, Bish. Just a lot of cha-cha diva “personality.” Ugh. I hate her.

(-well, Naima...)

Ew, seriously?  Have you seen what she looks like now?  I’d say she’s the most unfuckable winner.  After Jaslene.  And Adrienne, on account of the ick factor associated with proxy-fucking a Brady.

Naima was cute, but I’m not sure I’d hit that. Of the past winners, the only one I found anywhere near attractive was Eva, but her attitude spoils it.