Okay, I had to open a link right away so I could share my thoughts as I had them (this is that crucial). The chick that likes to box? Why does she talk such that her mouth goes down and to the left?

What does the chick who says, “I really thought I could change this whole industry and make it my own?” effing mean? Make it what? Make it her own how? STUPID STUPID. And she has ugly clothes.

And Isis, I want her to do well, because hey, it’s tough being transgendered, but she’s really not that good-looking.

And what the eff’s up with Jay Manuel’s hair?

Pixs

In light of the whole Palin thing, it’s kind of funny how this Alaskan chick keeps talking about how off-the-earth remote Alaska is.

Poor Isis. All these teenagers, freaked out.

And I like the french girl.

And I hate Clark. First of all, she thinks she’s all that and more. Second of all, “it’s not so much a ‘close-minded view’, it’s just more traditional.” Whatever, bigot.

Clark doesn’t know what “bureaucracy” means. She’s stupid to boot.

Ignore this comment, just fixin the front page

Didn’t see much of it, just Isis’s ‘privacy’ photo. Man, that is one unattractive woman.

yeah, but if I had to guess who the tranny was, my first guess would be Clark.  Or should I say Hedwig and the Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

Marjorie bears a strong resemblance to Johnny Lee Miller.  Which is a compliment.  Sort of.  Anyway I like her b/c you can tell the insecurity is for real.  Although I’m getting sort of a Heather vibe from her—like the “I’m so insecure” thing is so endearing for a while, and then it gets annoying, and then she gets the boot.

I’m sad that my pre-season favorite (Hannah) turned out a sort of fug bumpkin and (if the teasers are to be trusted) a racist to boot.

also, Elina and Analeigh are much prettier than there pre-season photos would indicate (gee, that never happens).  The “My Life As a Cover Girl” spots actually looked like real ads and not fake-ass skits, although I’m sorry to see Whitney is still stuck with that ratty weave.  Oh well, pretty much anything’s better than Tootie’s robotic ramblings…

And the whole “Future” theme was excruciatingly lame.

Elina is hot ‘cept looks like she has some kind of tramp stamp across her belly.

“Lauren Brie”? The girl from Marseille is named “Lauren Brie”? Yeah okay, I’ll be Tapestry Gorgonzola for the rest of this thread.

Analeigh looks like a tall Pia Zadora (without the garden hose).

I don’t mind Clark’s look but as LP mentioned her close minded judgmental ‘tude was a major turn off.

Isis is fuuuuugly.

Anyway I like her b/c you can tell the insecurity is for real.  Although I’m getting sort of a Heather vibe from her—like the “I’m so insecure” thing is so endearing for a while, and then it gets annoying, and then she gets the boot.

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. Either she gets it together, or sooner or later everybody’s sort of done with it. Enough.

FWIW here are the pics from the first photoshoot.

/Sorry for the livejournal link, but the only other place I could think to look, FORT, doesn’t cover ANTM anymore for some reason.

Oh, I guess you can see the pics on the CW site, but I can’t open it on my computer.

Anywhose, this is probs b/c I hate her, but Hedwig’s pic is clearly the crappiest.  She looks like she just farted and hopes no one noticed.

For reals, I don’t see why they chose to keep her around this week, except that her bigoty point of view might make for better television later.

The girl from Marseille is named Marjorie. Lauren Brie is some other chick.

Huh, I thought I already posted this, but—cheese girl is from Charlottesville!  Small w00t.

I see why Tapestry of Passion thought that Marjorie’s name was Lauren Brie, though; the AM New York link reports both girls as having the name “Lauren Brie.” How likely is that?

Anyway, isn’t Lauren Brie such a Charlottesville name?

She goes to Radford.  Haha someone didn’t get into UVA.

FWIW here are the pics from the first photoshoot.

Ok in those pics Isis looks good and Clark looks terrible.  Elina looks good.  And Hey Lauren, it’s clearly not Brie time, baby.