Okay, I get that Marjorie and Elina were born abroad, but judging by their accents, they came here at a pretty young age, and they’re ... not so European after all.

Elena wins the Challenge, gets to do a Christmas photoshoot. A Christmas photoshoot! What? She’s an atheist? How is she going to convey all the nuance and import of the birth of Christ our Savior? says Samantha.

Right about now I am preferring Marjorie and Elina to the rest of the house. Just because of this Christmas photoshoot thing.

Uh oh ... it’s commercial time. This is going to be hard for our Marjorie.

And they’re going to Amsterdam. I love Amsterdam. Especially in the springtime. It’s so romantic, with all the canals ... what a wonderful time I had there.

And Sheena’s hopes are dashed when Elina stays in. HA!

Elena wins the Challenge, gets to do a Christmas photoshoot. A Christmas photoshoot! What? She’s an atheist? How is she going to convey all the nuance and import of the birth of Christ our Savior? says Samantha.

Maybe she’ll have a virgin birth.

Ok, so based on the day’s performance, Marjorie was the clear loser.  She looked like she was having a seizure.

Overall, it was way past Joslyn’s time to go, as she was clearly filler. 

Poor McKey.  A very pretty girl saddled with an awful haircut.

I think Sam’s going to win this thing.  She’s fucking annoying.

Anyone watch Stylista?  Note to Anne Slowey, you are no Miranda Priestley, my dear.  I mean, could they have tried harder, with the shot of her existing her car, the elevator doors opening to reveal her in sunglasses, the tossing of the coat over the assistant’s desk, the breakfast charade?  Blah.

Overall I’m getting a kick out of the show so far, though.  One critic described it as a mashup of Proj Run and Devil Wears Prada, two of my favorite things ever. 

Although that megan girl needs to get over herself.  You run a shop in fucking colorado, hon.  Now learn how to apply that eyeliner to the whole lash line, mmmkay, b/c it’s really distracting.

existing her car,

exiting even.  Apologies for incoherence, I have not had my morning coffee yet.

Yeah, I watched Stylista. Agreed about the Devil-Wears-Prada overkill, though I enjoyed it. Bitch was just making half that shit up, of course, and i wasn’t really convinced.

I hate rich-bitch Megan and I hate Devin, who reminds me of Tracy Flick. And I hate Cologne, who writes on the CW site that she’s busy “getting [her] novel published.”

I like Kate, who is an idiot:

Fashion Icons/Designers: I love Jessica Simpson, Reese Witherspoon, Manny Mashouf (the chairman and founder of BEBE), Oscar de la Renta, Nina Ricci, Lauren Conrad, George Marciano. I’m not too big on designers. I think a lot of the most popular designers make truly hideous clothing.

I like the fat girl. And I like the Chinese Military Analyst with the architectural hair.

Hm, so I stand corrected: Megan’s shop is in NYC.

I’m still on her case to fix the eyeliner situation, though.

also puzzling about Stylista—either Anne Slowey has prosthetic legs, or bitch can’t walk for shit in heels.