And speaking of cheap, where does production get these faux mustaches, Spencer’s gifts?  They are the fakest, cheapest looking ‘staches ever.

What’s with you people?  I spend my previous minutes posting all those pictures, ripe for savage mockery, and I’m rewarded with deafening silence?  How dare you have a life?

I’ve never watched this show but just a quick note.  When referencing faux \fake mustaches, it is important to over emphasize the first syllable and pronounce the second and third syllables quickly together.  Something in the order of ‘MOO staches’.  This correct pronunciation has the added side benefit of often eliciting a giggle, even if no one else is in the room.

A public service.  No charge to you MD.

MD, you are currently my personal hero. i missed last weeks antm and now thanks to your awesomeness, i have been caught up. that being said rusky’s got a weird fucking neck to match her weird face.

I guess with Groucho being dead the moostachio crop has no-where much else to go. Someone explain to me what last weeks photoshoot was? Dress like a man? Some of these “girls” have that shit down in real life.

Really, tell me.

No prob, tlm, as I am happy to indulge anyone’s ANTM obsession.

Dress like a man? Some of these “girls” have that shit down in real life.

Yes, w/ the “women” played by drag queens.  This show’s makeup artists can’t do drag king makeup worth shit—this isn’t the first time they’ve had them dress as guys, and it always looks like shit.  I mean, even by this show’s ridiculously low standards.

Anyhoose, was anyone imminently amused by last night’s episode?  Natasha cracks me up.  Never thought I’d say this, but I’m glad they’ve kept the crazy bitch around.

Glad Sarah’s gone, can’t say I’ll miss her bird face. 

And christ, how many of these bitches have kids?  Renee, Dionne, and Natasha.  I do wonder if this really was the first time Dionne brought up her kid, or if it was just editing. 

The bit where Tyra plays Dr. Phil with Renee was priceless.  That woman has no shame and is transparent like Saran wrap.

Yes, w/ the “women” played by drag queens.

Well, that shows that drag queens can d a better job than whoever ws making up the “Drag kings” as you pointed out. Not having seen the show, I’m kinda sad that Sarah got booted as 1/ I’ve known a lot of nice to very nice gals called Sarah (and one not so nice), and 2/ while she has that “Fuck me hard and I’ll split in two” body, her hair (in the original photoset) is kinda cute.

I don’t really see where the show is going though: model as dead, model as guy—if all they are interested in is if a “gal” is versatile…

Hey, I’ve got the same top on as Britters up there.  Of course, I’ve got boobs, so it looks better on me.  Ha!

This week’s photo assignment bored me. Poor Renee, and her bitchy bitchy tears. Jael can’t handle her booze, and I love how Nicole Ritchie gets right in the middle of everything.

Nicole Ritchie would make an awesome guest judge on ANTM.

Watching Jael made me cringe at the thought of how many times I might have acted just like her in my first year of college.  No wonder everyone hates freshmen/frat parties.

And aren’t Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie sworn enemies?  Why were they at the party together?

Apparently they kissed and made up.

Apparently they kissed and made up.

Whilst topless, and I’m sure the video will pop up mere seconds before one of them has something or the other to sell.

Whitney’s man-with-boob picture creeps me out AND makes me giggle.