My thoughts:
Tyra never misses a chance to recount her greatest Tyra moments ever, but this segue seems particularly klunky. “Tyra’s career makeover...to your makeover...” Whatever.
And then the ridiculous skit where we try to pretend that Jay Alexander would ever kiss a woman.
And now for the makeovers!
Sutan the makeover artist seems pretty cool--he’s the guy who tells Samantha that if her boyfriend doesn’t like her she needs a new boyfriend. Samantha’s hair looks awesome.
On the bad side, I liked Marjorie better blonde. Hannah’s hair is too reminiscent to me of Tootie of two seasons ago. Elina’s hair looks worse too. I would probably cry. And I would cry if I were the redhead that got the short black hair. And I would definitely cry if i were Isis, poor Isis, but not because of my hair. She’s just not pretty. I like her, she’s just not a pretty girl. Or whatever you want to call her.
AND NOW: They have a whole wal-mart to themselves! NO! A WAL-MART! Maybe they can get married there to charming Sutan.
Okay, so Elina doesn’t like her mom. Way to announce that on national television. Still, bitch whose name I don’t know, it’s probably none of your business, and for all you now her mom is a raving oxy-addict who beats her.
You know who has really bad hair? The photographer.
Elina is getting used to her hair and I am too. But still, it seems so much more typical than her old look. Her old look seemed edgier than her new look.
They should have fixed Isis’s teeth. That should’ve been Isis’s makeover.
Oh God, I really hate Hannah’s new look.
Oh please send Clarke home. But they won’t. It will be Analeigh. Or Isis.
Nope! Brittany. Wow. I even had “Yep, Analeigh” typed. Bye Brittany. That’s what you get for saying shit about your roommates.
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