Hm, Elyse would not have been by first guess for ANTM skank arrested on battery charges.  That would be Monique.  Followed closely by Jade or Adrienne.

I don’t get it. It’s people talking about a post on a blog? What does Hoosegow mean? Sounds rumpy.

They’ve basically cut and pasted the entry from Elyse’s own blog about how she ended up in the slammer. 

Elyse being a runner up from the first season of ANTM (and one of the few contestants to go on to have a legit modeling career that didn’t involve further appearances on reality TV or Wal-Mart).

“Hoosegow” is ole-timey slang for prison.