A night in bed with Danger Mouse’s Mum?

lonely pineapple
alone on pineapple isle
pines for guests, mango floats by

You can’t use “Lonely Pineapple” in the first line, that’s not good haiku.

It’s fine.

The deep shag carpet
tickles my ass as I wait
for Suzee Splits’ knock.

The ripe pineapple
Talks to me when I’m lonely
Maybe I’m crazy

Maybe I’m crazy

HAHA!  (I’m assuming that’s a purposeful pun on the Gnarls Barkley song?)

Alone in my room
Why won’t anyone try my
Pineapple cock ring

"(I’m assuming that’s a purposeful pun on the Gnarls Barkley song?)"

Natch.

Why won’t anyone try my
Pineapple cock ring

Maybe it is the fresh “whipped cream.” (Or lack there of.)

Life is lonely
With a pineapple up your ass
Thorn side down.

If you lack skill at writing original poetry, you can always plagerize.

Maybe it is the fresh “whipped cream.” (Or lack there of.)

You have to earn the cream. It’s not just given away.