Would you like to have more relationships in the same time?

What does that even mean?

Which is the song you can associate with my image?

Is this being translated into English?

Will you feed me with them?

OK, I’m done. This is gibberish.

I don’t know, but I know what we’re doing tonight. You’re going to sit down, I’m going to shine a light in your eyes, and you’re going to answer some questions. From 1 to 50. I want paragraphs, not sentences.

Most of the young couples imagine that they will live a long romance. Then, at the beginning we have a lot of imagination as our heart overflows with love. Then love is magic and the person you love is like springtime, with flowers, sunshine and a dream life offers.

Why do you question their English again? This is exactly what I wake up thinking every day.

14) Would you like me to wear all the time mini skirt or to have a generous neck opening?

Will you be wielding the knife or can I?

What would I do if I were Robinson Cruseo?

Man, Friday…

I thought at first that English must not be the author’s first language but then I realised they’re probably just a typical U.S. high school graduate (college grad probably).

And Spazmo, insist that LP wear the “all the time mini skirt” if she wants to ask you any of these questions.

What would I do if I were Robinson Cruseo?

Do you mean Robin Crusoe the character in Daniel Dafoe novel, or do you mean a character in some other “Robinsonade” story or film adaptation inspired by the original or do you really mean Robinson Cruseo whom I’m guessing is some dude from Fiji.

Less that perfect English can be quite sexy as in the case of Marina Orlova,the Russian philologist and etymologist,whose website and popular YouTube videos trace the origin of English words and their meanings.

Marina Orlova’s website, sexy but sfw i would hope.

http://www.hotforwords.com