Dionne’s out of there tonight, because she’s just not Cover Girl material.  Jaslene will be axed after the commercial, due to her flat delivery and the loss of that cha cha diva spark that made the judges love her so (read: looks like a dude and is fucking scary.) Top two will be Natasha and Renee, with Renee winning after it’s discovered that Natasha is not Russian at all but a truck stop ho from Nebraska.

I hope Jaslene doesn’t win. He bugs me. Poor Dionne. She made it this far, only to be beaten by a man.

If it is Natasha and Renee, then both contenders will be mamas.

Part of me is curious about what would happen if Jaslene won and did the whole Crying Game reveal at the end.

Would the J’s be jealous? Would Tyra binge eat? Would Cover Girl change names to Cover Tranny?

the whole Crying Game reveal

Great, now I have a Boy George* song stuck in my head.  Thanks, bish.

*would be the bestest ANTM judge evah!

i could see natasha winning. she’s grown on me like radiation sickness. i think renee’s too hard to win. she’s got a face like a rockette.

She does, too.

Natasha would represent a triumph for mail order russian brides everywhere.

i think renee’s too hard to win. she’s got a face like a rockette.

Word.  Then again, that didn’t stop Caridee.

Natasha would represent a triumph for mail order russian brides everywhere.

Ha!  Imagine her cover girl ads: “I come from Ra-sha with nothing in suitcase but turnip and pink panties.  I say to nice man, I love you, my name Natasha.  And now I travel whole world with suitcase full of Cover Girl Wet Slicks!”

Anyone notice how awful Dionne’s makeup was in the last photo shoot?  Her face was a whole different color than the rest of her.

That’s cover girl!

*would be the bestest ANTM judge evah!

Hiding under the judges table due to cocaine induced paranoia?

Tap, I love the new avatar.

“I come from Ra-sha with nothing in suitcase but turnip and pink panties.”

Hey! That’s uncalled for: either edible or crotchless.

So which one did I like, when did she get the boot? Have all her teeth fallen out from the meth yet?

Tap, I love the new avatar.

Robert Ridgely was a great character actor, and based on the stories, a much wilder character in real life.  I have a funny and very profane recording of Ridgley and his buddy Ernie Anderson (P.T Anderson’s father) in the studio as Ernie is recording promo spots for something.  Ernie did a lot of voice work on the side (Ghoulardi being his main gig) sorta the movie voice guy of his era.  Ridgley and Anderson died within a month of each other around the time Boogie Nights was released.

How awesome was it when Natasha got called out as the non-booted, and she tried to hug Dionne, who was all like, Fuck off, commie bitch!  Truly excellent.

So which one did I like,

Brittany

when did she get the boot?

Last week, after throwing one of the finest hissyfits in ANTM history.  It was truly magical.

Have all her teeth fallen out from the meth yet?

We’ll get back to you on that one.

They’re replaying all of Season 8 on VH1 this weekend.  I saw an ad for it, and you know how I miss?  Kathleen.  God, she was dumb.  I’m sure her dumbness would have gone from endearingly hilarious/hilariously endearing in another episode or two.