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Friday, November 05, 2010 posted by Rev. Dimmer in Conspiranoia Politics Reaping-Grimly War

During the cold war, the US noted that France with all it’s “Liberty” and shit may not be a stalwart ally if things heated up. The solution was “Blue Fire”, a series of nukes places along the floor of the English channel, which would, when detonated, produce a massive tidal wave which would wipe out the damn frogs at least as far as Paris.

The unfortunate but inescapable side effect would be that England would also be flushed in such a tsunami. As the UK is considered to be AC1 (Aircraft Carrier 1) this would be not so good, so most NATO and US facilities were based around the Western coast (Holy Loch, e.g.) of Scotland, as these areas would be most likely to survive a deployment.

“Blue Fire” was officially placed on hold under W., but the hardware, activation methods, and infrastructure remain in place.

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Posted by Spazmo
11/08 12:37 PM

That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. So it would be like a murder-suicide?

Interesting that Britain’s foreign policy is like the rash actions of a spurned lover, “If I can’t have you, nobody will.”



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Posted by Tapestry of Passion
11/08 02:39 PM

I don’t know where that quote is from but it is full-on bat shit.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
11/08 09:58 PM

What quote? You mean this: “If I can’t have you, nobody will” ?

SHUT UP. THAT MEANS I LOVE HIM.

Don’t listen to Tap, Spazmo--don’t listen.



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Posted by Tapestry of Passion
11/09 01:52 PM

I meant dimmer’s text about Blue Fire.  The fact that the election is over so you no longer keep Spazmo sedated and are allowing him to post again is not relevant.



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Posted by rev. dimmer
11/10 10:43 PM

Oh TAP, you have to allow me some leeway. “Blue Fire” and “Black Ice” (a concrete defoliant for the urban jungle) are kinda out there I admit, but at the same time, not outwith the realm of possibility.

So it would be like a murder-suicide?
Nope. Blue Fire would take out France (socialist bastards!), with the collateral damage to Aircraft Carrier 1 being acceptable. With the UK and France teaming up, this probably becomes even more acceptable. The US would not see any effect.

Plus: who likes the bastard English anyway?



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Posted by rev. dimmer
11/10 10:47 PM

Interesting that Britain’s foreign policy is like the rash actions of a spurned lover, “If I can’t have you, nobody will.”

Yeah, we still yearn for the Empire on which the Sun Never Sets. We still think of ourselves as being a superpower and not an insignificant spec of dirt on the globe. Admittedly, when you add Canada and Oz to the mix, we do come off a little better.



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Posted by rev. dimmer
11/10 10:49 PM

BTW, Google “Unsinkable Aircraft Carrier” and you will find that this was/is indeed how the Pentagon considers the UK.



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