You know who I miss hearing about?  Amy Winehouse.

Her 10 day stint in ‘rehab’ with a view to getting a visa to travel to the Emmys was actually spent getting giant breast implants and extending her beehive up another six inches.  Meanwhile hubby wrote a letter from jail that ended up in the press disclosing that the two were spending an impressive £1,000/ day on coke/crack prior to his incarceration.

Also I made up none of the foregoing.

Let freedom ring from the smog choked skies of Los Angeles!

Also I made up none of the foregoing.

Except that by Emmys I mean Grammys.