something in Bonk is sure to gross you out entirely. For me it’s the description of L.D., the “self-polluting watchmaker” in 1760’s Onanism; or, A Treatise upon the Disorders Produced by Masturbation, who had diddled himself so much that, allegedly, “A pale and watery blood often dripped from his nose, he drooled continually; subject to attacks of diarrhea, he defecated in his bed without noticing it,” and “there was a constant flow of semen.”

That’s, like, way worse than hairy palms.

There’s something deeply unfortunate about the fact that urination, procreation, defecation and orgasm all happen within such inconvenient proximity.

Someone needs a Cleveland Steamer…

It Is a profoundly silly and undignified thing for two people to do with each other. Kind of like playing Boggle.

subject to attacks of diarrhea

Think outside the bum.

Think outside the bum.

Ha ha ha! That’s nice. Good one. I laughed out loud.

/because lolcats are always apropos

Think outside the bum.

That’s hilarious dimmer.  Get those t-shirt printed.

I just checked and low and behold awkwardcopulation.com is available for registration.

Step 1. Register the domain.
Step 2. Print the ‘Think outside the bum’ Tshirts.
Step 3. Profit.

It’s not rocket science peoples.