As I hadn’t been born yet, no. And if the present-day me were somehow to go back in time, no. But if the me of a couple decades ago were to go back in time, yes.

I would have qualified too at the age of 21 to 26.

Though I don’t know if my looks qualify as just below Hollywood standards. So maybe not. I look like a celebrity. I won’t tell you which one.

I think she’s sort of weird looking. And I don’t really look like her anymore. I used to, when I was younger. And when she was younger.

Not that there’s anything Wrong with it, but the last time Mr Balderdash and I travelled together, we never came to an agreement on the gender of our flight attendent. Was it a boobish man or a beardish woman? i’m not going to name the airline (USAir), but it was a good time to ditch the southern speech patterns (yes m’am, no sir, etc).