We all know it’s fake right? We’re just having a giggle?

Well, let’s see:

It has the Pish Takes tag
It’s a McSweeney’s list

But no, we’re all still a bunch of retards who can’t see satire.  Thank you for being here to enlighten us.

Yes, we know. I hope.

Thank you for being here to enlighten us.

My point wasn’t that it was an obvious hoax, just that the style of he response to questions was way weak. Don’t take it the way wrong, I still totally { } y’all.
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You are rich, right?