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Tuesday, January 12, 2010 posted by in TV

"People of Earth:

In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I’ve been absurdly lucky. That said, I’ve been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision.

Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future. It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule. Building a lasting audience at 11:30 is impossible without both.

But sadly, we were never given that chance. After only seven months, with my Tonight Show in its infancy, NBC has decided to react to their terrible difficulties in prime-time by making a change in their long-established late night schedule.

Last Thursday, NBC executives told me they intended to move the Tonight Show to 12:05 to accommodate the Jay Leno Show at 11:35. For 60 years the Tonight Show has aired immediately following the late local news. I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn’t the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.

So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. Some people will make the argument that with DVRs and the Internet a time slot doesn’t matter. But with the Tonight Show, I believe nothing could matter more.

There has been speculation about my going to another network but, to set the record straight, I currently have no other offer and honestly have no idea what happens next. My hope is that NBC and I can resolve this quickly so that my staff, crew, and I can do a show we can be proud of, for a company that values our work.

Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it’s always been that way.

Yours,

Conan

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Posted by rev. dimmer
01/12 09:11 PM

The guy has class.



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Posted by Tapestry of Passion
01/12 09:25 PM

I’m much more of a fan of Conan after that letter.  As much as Jay leno is a truly nice guy in person and a collector car fanatic like myself, he is not particularly funny IMO, had the prime gig for as long as he wanted, doesn’t need anymore money, should be a gentleman, bow out and go play with his cars full time.



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Posted by Spazmo
01/13 04:37 PM

I’m impressed as well.

I saw Leno in the 80s and thhought he was hilarious. His improv stuff with the audience was dizzying in its complexity and wit. Of course, I was 18 years old then.

Not sure if I’m remembering him incorrectly, or if he just got really unfunny. Maybe a bit of both.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
01/13 04:47 PM

He could have been hilarious, and really that smart a guy, but stuff I found “dizzying in complexity and wit” at 18 ... well, ... Of course, I was raised on old-tyme movies from the 50s because it was all my parents woud let me watch so there was a sharp learning curve in the college years.



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Posted by Tapestry of Passion
01/13 06:40 PM

Well the attention surely is drawing big viewing numbers right now.  Last night I DVR’d the monologue of all the late night guys.  (I haven’t watched any of these guys in ages). Conan was great. Letterman was biting.  Jimmy Kimmel was hilarious. He did the entire show made up as Leno (the gag being that Leno was taking over all late night shows). Damn Funny.  Leno was lame.  Jimmy Fallon was weak also, didn’t mention the controversy.



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Posted by Spazmo
01/14 02:24 PM

stuff I found “dizzying in complexity and wit” at 18

Yeah, I was probably rocking out the The Dead Milkmen’s “Taking Retards to the Zoo” on the way there, so who knows.



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