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Thursday, November 15, 2007 posted by Lady Penelope in ANTM TV

Thoughts on ANTM:
I did it! Again! I picked Ambreal for the boot. Not that it wasn’t obvious. Still, now i can convince Spazmo I’m pyschic.

But for serious:
I’m glad Ambreal went out well. She looked banging in that dress. How cute was that? Based on the editing, I thought it would be Ambreal with Heather in the bottom two, and that Heather would get her comeuppance (which she did, sort of). Oh well, it was that other forgettable girl. Maybe she’ll go next week.

Saleisha’s hair still looks goofy to me. And Chantal DOES look like Cheryl Tiegs. I was trying to figure out who she reminded me of, what model, and there it was. Boom. And Chantal and Tyra are wearing the same weave, different colors. Except Chantal’s is more convincing. MD was right: they’re headed now to China. Do we get a panda in exchange if we let them keep the models? Oh, poor China. This will set them back to 1996. Or 5.

Oh, and no speech for Heather? Seriously remiss there, Tyra.

And Ambreal: I know modeling is your “dream” but get an education. Really now. 

Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/15 11:25 AM

Saleisha’s hair still looks goofy to me

What, no love for the Dorothy Hamill look?

And didn’t they already do a photoshoot with a car in the middle of the desert?

And, I know they’re trying to reel in hetero male viewers, but group showers?  Seriously?

Also, Heather didn’t reallly freak out.  I mean, she just got a little bitchy, and they got a few shots of her looking all Samara from The Ring.  But she frequently looks like Samara, so it’s a non-issue.

Can’t wait till these bitches go to China and get mauled by some Commie pandas.  Hey, maybe Bevets will have a cameo!



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Posted by bishopX
11/15 11:52 AM

I don’t know why, but I just cannot get into this season, excuse me cycle. I’ve tried to watch, but I just can’t commit.



Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/15 11:56 AM

Are you losing the faith, bish?

This season is better than the previous one.  Which was so boring I couldn’t even get through the recaps on Television Without Pity.



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Posted by bishopX
11/15 12:11 PM

I really can’t explain it. Something about the girls this cycle just doesn’t connect with me. I just can’t seem to get interested in any of them.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
11/15 12:28 PM

I’m really enjoying this season despite the lack of a villain. There’s no Jade.



Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/15 12:33 PM

Yeah, bitchy as Bianca is, her comments make some sort of sense and have a grain of truth to them.

There will never be another Jade.  Jade was, like, the zenith of reality tv freaks.  Right up there with the God Warrior.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
11/15 12:44 PM

How did she last so long, that Jade? Oh, that’s right. She was the zenith of reality TV freaks. She was gold.



Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/15 12:48 PM

They couldn’t possibly let her go without a spoken word performance punctuated by snap snap snaps.



Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/15 12:50 PM

MD was right

well, I swiped the spoiler off of TWoP, but thanks, I love to hear those words.

Also, they were meaner about it this year: they announced the overseas destination and then were like, Oh, but one of you won’t be going.  See what you’re missing?

I can’t wait until one of them (I’m thinking Chantal) says something to the effect of, The closest I’ve ever been to China is the Panda Express at the mall!

Oh, wait, that already happened in the season they went to Japan.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
11/15 12:50 PM

I have to get Spazmo to watch that sometime. It’s possibly the best moment of reality tv ever, aside from the God Warrior.



Posted by Murdered Duchess
11/15 12:57 PM

It really was.  Especially when they faded her out of the group shot with a “pop” and then cut directly to a shot of fireworks in the sky.



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