They may pass laws about this, or Americans will get over their puritanical fear of sex.

I find it interesting that she says that the guy on the plane had seemed like a nice guy… but then, it turns out, he’s sexual! Oh no! Next she’ll have to accept that we’re primates and will one day die. Wait… that means her ker kids will die as well! How horrible this reality stuff!

I’ve pulled up behind an suv or minivan a couple of times and been lucky enough to catch a bit of hardcore action on the back seat dvd screen. I always wonder if there are kids or adults in the back seat.

I don’t care if somebody’s looking at porn, but if they’re wanking to porn publicly, then I care. Because when it comes to the average subway rider, I don’t want to see their pud. I just don’t. I don’t want to think about them having sex. I just don’t. And I really don’t want to see their jizz, I just don’t I just don’t I just don’t.

There are already pocket size devices on the market that allow you to project video content from a mobile device to say onto the side of a building. So the states ability to control public presentations of imagery will be further challenged. We also have the modern version of the bystander effect (or Kitty Genovese syndrome for all you Psych 100 grads) which has onlookers tweeting and uploading video to YouTube rather than helping victims of crime.  Wacky public hijinks will ensue people.

And I really don’t want to see their jizz, I just don’t I just don’t I just don’t.

If you enlarge that photo of LP you can see the stains on her habit. It haunts her.