Pete Doherty
Probably smells like: Cat piss, Kate Moss piss, piss, ass, crack, ass crack

hahahah

Steve Buscemi
Probably smells like: Weasel genitals, fangs, lips, other teeth that aren´t fangs, a hamster cage

I think I just injured myself.  LP, aren’t you going to defend your love? 

In all seriousness, I hope this list does not offend dimmer’s sensibilities and sense of justice.

The link won’t open for me. But hey, people smell. It happens. I’m sure Phil Seymore Hoffman smells like he needs a lackey to wipe his bum because, well, it’s just biology and physics. John Goodman also. Doesn’t mean I dislike them. Just don’t come in the house.

Philip Seymour Hoffman smells faintly of gasoline and Jason Robards.

John Goodman smells of draft beer, the upper-level seats at Soldier Field, bowling ball finger hole buildup, and post-coital wet spot created by Mike Ditka and Roseanne Barr.

You know strippers have a special scent. It’s a potent mix of sweat, alcohol, cigarettes, cheap perfume, ice gum, baby powder, douche, lip gloss, hairspray, cocaine, and Prozac...all mixed together in some sort of diabolical alchemy to make your pockets magically turn inside out.

Celebrities you would not want to smell:

Paris Hilton,(s)natch and the rest of the Unholy Trinity of Hollywood Skankdom; Marie Osmond, Donnie Osmond or any other members of the Osmond clan living or dead; any of the following alive or not: Ed Asner, Abe Vigoda, Grace Jones; Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson, Joe Simpson (together or separate), anyone who has ever appeared on the Surreal Life…

...blah blah blah, think I’ll switch from do not want to want…

strippers have a special scent
cheap bubblegum, second hand smoke, absolute desperation and a sad sense of reality that no matter how big and brown by baby browns are, they won’t let me coast.

Stripper life is hell. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

What does Betty White smell like?

Depends.

Stripper life is hell. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

So you were a working girl for a while then?

No, but if ever you need a good teabagging drop on by. Murder on the knees though.

and a sad sense of reality that no matter how big and brown by baby browns are, they won’t let me coast.

What does that mean?

and a sad sense of reality that no matter how big and brown by baby browns are, they won’t let me coast.

What does that mean?

It means that when you gaze up at a stripper, no matter how cute you are or how forlorn you look , there’s no free lunch, er lap dance, er sex in the champagne room. I have no idea.

Stripper life is hell. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Well everyone says they’re all dead inside but the ones I’ve been with didn’t smell that bad.

I call foul.

I had this coconut body scrub that I used once.  Ex-MD sniffed and said, “Mmmm, you smell good...like a stripper.”

I didn’t know what was the worst of it, that he thought I smelled like a stripper, or that I smelled like his ex-wife the ex-stripper, or how he thought strippers smelled good.

Usually I just smell like Altoids, gin and Vera Wang perfume.  And ennui (frequently mistaken for Robitussin).