Following our blog meme from Ethan, we’re each taking turns asking five questions. This week, I (Lady Penelope) asked Gloveshot five questions. Here are his answers:
1. You’ve been married 31 years. Congratulations, that’s awesome! How did you propose to your wife?
It is not a simple story. On my 23rd birthday (I was a bartender) I purchased a 16 gallon keg, and opened the tap at 4 pm. Later that evening, many of the people who had beer on me, purchased drinks for me. At about midnight, I went to the cafe section ordered a bowl of chili and asked the pretty young waitress, who just started that day, if she would go to bed with me, and then passed out face first in the chili.
The next day, I went back to the cafe to apologize to the young lady for my poor behavior, and offered to walk her home after work. During the walk, I told her that if we did sleep together, and she didn’t cum first, I would never bother her about it again. So after a couple of hours of small talk, she agreed to take me up on my sleazy offer. We ended up breaking her bed. I proposed on the spot. We were married three months and a day later.
2. How many kids? What have you learned from being a father?
I have 3 kids, A daughter, 29 who lives in my basement as a college grad. A 26 year old, recently divorced son who works as Dorm Advisor in a major University. And a 16 year old daughter who is working hard to be a good student. I have learned that kids will never fail to surprise you, but if you give them a gentle nudge once in a while, most of the surprises will be good ones.
3. Do you still work as a pizza delivery driver? Didn’t you at one point? If you do, what’s your most interesting pizza delivery story? If I’m confusing you with somebody else, what was your most interesting job?
Yes I still jockey pizzas, but only on Fri.& Sat. dinner rushes. I’ve been doing it for about 8 years. I consider it a financially contributing recreational activity. September and October are the best times as kids going back to school have some wicked parties. Probably the best was the JV Cheerleaders lingerie party. I kid you not, 6 young ladies in very sexy undies asked the dirty old Pizza guy to decide who which one he considered the hottest. I have also had men open the door in open robes with nothing else on, a women open the door topless, have been ‘flashed’ by several people of both sexes, & walked into a police stand-off.
4. You’re a very outspoken political guy. What influenced most your political opinion?
The injustice I have witnessed throughout my life, from state sanctioned child slavery (disguised as foster homes for troubled children) to the inhumanity that appeared on the TV every night during the Vietnam war, to the death of the American Dream on 9/11/01.
5. Boxers or briefs?
Briefs (when I’m not commando).
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