I was telling Mrs, GS last night that we should contract with one of the local sausage makers to have them produce a frankfurter to our specifications, and sell them under the banner of ‘Big Wieners!’.

Promo lines:

Every Mom loves a Big Wiener!
Make sure your girlfriend likes to eat Big Wieners!
How would you like to have a Big Wiener!?
Make your sweetheart happy, slip them a Big Wiener! at lunchtime.

The possibilities are endless. No if we put them in a truck, with a big speaker on top, we could ask the crowd, “Who needs a Big Wiener!?”