Poor Ruben. He committed the unforgivable crime for a “just a singer”. He made one shitty record.

I tried to create a Venn diagram plotting ‘singers who suck’ and ‘singers who appeared on American Idol’. After plotting Ruben Studdard and while attempting to plot Ghey Aikens, the diagram reached some critical density of suckage and imploded.

The funniest part about this is how dimmer’s going to crap himself over how unfunny the onion is.

dimmer in a tizzy
I know, I know
it’s serious